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Good News, Cassie Is Looking Hot Again

I’ve got some good news for you guys today: Cassie and her awesome cleavage are back, thanks to these pictures of her hosting some kind of clothing launch in Vegas. And in even better news, she finally got rid of that stupid haircut I always hated. Which, as you all know, was pretty much the only thing keeping the two of us apart. Well, that and the fact that she’s a super-hot successful pop star while I live in my mom’s basement, but whatever. I don’t have a problem with that if she doesn’t. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Macri Elena Velez Sanchez Was Born To Wear A Bikini

So pretty much the only things I know about hottie Macri Elena Velez Sanchez is that she’s from Colombia, and that she has more names than I have pairs of sweatpants. Oh, and according to my research, that she was the third runner-up in the 2009 Miss Colombia pageant. Which means, yes, somewhere out there there’s three girls even hotter than Marci Elena here. I don’t know if I buy that, but that’s one claim I’m certainly looking forward to fact-checking. Looks like I picked the right day to pretend to be a serious journalist. » view all 16 photos

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Elisandra Tomacheski Bikini Pictures Are Dangerously Hot

We haven’t had her on the site in a while, so you might’ve forgotten, but Elisandra Tomacheski ‘s bikini pictures are so hot, they should come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Caution: prolonged exposure can cause disorientation, drooling, and memory loss. In fact, pretty much the only bad thing about this latest set of pictures is that there aren’t more of them. So go ahead and enjoy, but just make sure to proceed with caution.

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Profile Shot

Because this is pretty much the only TV set worth stalking on a daily basis, here’s more pictures of Sofia Vergara hard at work looking hot while they film another episode of Modern Family . I’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this one, but if I had to guess, I’m assuming she’s about to be arrested by the two losers with badges for not showing enough cleavage. I hear the producers have a zero tolerance policy. » view all 12 photos Photos:  PacificCoastNews

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Jaime Lee Kirchner for Esquire of the Day

If you have been wondering what Jaime Lee Kirchner….one of the actors of the movie RENT….has been up to the last 6 years…and I know you have….I don’t have the answers for you…but I will say that she is modeling in Esquire…showing some nipple…like it was a porn mag…cuz nipples are fashionable…and more important…totally advertiser friendly…when you have to compete on the internet for hits…cuz tits get hits…it’s pretty much the only reason I’m alive…and the only reason I do posts on people as insignificant as Jaime Lee Kirchner…..

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Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way… The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil…. The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception…. So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much…. You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots…. It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand…. Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics…. But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

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Kesha Peeing in the Street Twitpic for Attention of the Day

Kesha…who goes by the name Ke$ha…but who should go by the name “Too Fat to Be Famous” ….posted a faceless pic of her or really anyone peeing in public… This cry for attention….which can just be added to the rest of Kesha’s cries for attention that are pretty much the only reason she has a bit of a career…I mean other than being best friends with Katy Perry, who pretty much said “OMG, Look how easy it is to sell records and make millions, I’ll bring you up with me, but not let you be as big as me, cuz I sucked more dick strategically to get here, while you were just sucking everyone’s dick to suck dick”….. But being the bottom feeding cunt she is….always second rate….her peening in publics…has nothing on Jaime Pressly when she was peeing in public in 2009. Here’s Kesha’s shit attempt….

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Jessica-Jane Clement bikini cleavage

Jessica-Jane Clement is pretty much the only reason to watch I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here right now with that bikini cleavage Continue reading