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Did Piper Perabo Give Us A Nip Slip Or A Nip Inevitability?

For many, the Emmys are all about celebrating the best shows and movies on television, but for others it’s all about the fashion. Now, I have to be honest and admit I do actually watch the Emmys for both the awards and the fashion. In recent years it’s become more about the fashion and not because of the designers or dresses or anything like that. It’s all about the possible nudity and this year was awesome thanks to Piper Perabo and her awesome nip slip. … read more

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Madison Pettis in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Pettis is some 18 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird and based on the comments I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators…. She’s from Texas, she’s half black, black lives matters, and so do black bikinis…which is what these girls are more about protesting or fighting for, or fighting into…they don’t do politics, or passionately trying to change the face of the world and progress the world we live in…they just want money, fans and a vapid existence filled with expensive shit…but when they use bikini pics as their tactic to get seen…I’ll look – I mean at 18…it’s legal…but young as fuck…even creepy…but her mom who sold her to the industry wants you to see this…it was probably her creepy mom idea… The post Madison Pettis in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day

Victoria Beckham is in what looks enough like lingerie to me – to be worthy of a post – not because I love Posh Spice, but she looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….who cares…totally… The post Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Lively Pregnancy Stance for Marie Claire of the Day

Blake Lively is shaowing you how a bitch gets pregnant…on her back yo…legs spread …this is how it’s done – it’s also how she promotes her new movie coming out that is the most hyped thing she’s probably ever done, not because people like Blake Lively – but because people like SHARKS!! Which I guess Blake Lively may be…I mean how else would she have such a illustrious career…and a husband she robbed from Scarlett Johansson… The post Blake Lively Pregnancy Stance for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life.. The post Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life.. The post Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vita Sidorkina for Elle US of the DAy

Vita Sidorkina is all over the fucking place…she hasn’t been whored off to Leonardo DiCaprio publicly yet, but she is on heavy rotation in the media, showing off her nipples in at least three or four magazines of various degrees of relevance all in the last 3 weeks… Meaning, as an immigrant model, the brand and her agency have decided she’s the one they want to grow and build out because she has the most opportunity for a return on investment…maybe because she works at Russian prices, or maybe because they need a new star and this one, unlike American babes who are entitled and lazy…delivers.. Either way, you never heard of her a month ago, probably haven’t heard of her and won’t remember these pics happened next time she pops up, but this is all part of the process of getting her to CANDICE SWANEPOEL level..it’ a formula, these girls interchangeable, but hot and half naked so I go along with it…and I guess you do too… The post Vita Sidorkina for Elle US of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ela Kawalec is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

I have spoken to industry people who have told me that Leo doesn’t bang all the models he is rumored to date, he’s just a nice guy and likes helping them get some press, because he fucks dudes…not because he’s gay but because that’s what ALPHA males who can fuck anything do…at least in prison…which I guess in a way LEO can relate to because he’s famous as fuck and in being famous as fuck..it’s its own kind of prison filled with being rich enough to buy and do anything you want… I just know that I’ve never heard of Ela Kawalec…and I do this all day…so her dating Leo even if it is fake dating…she hasn’t gone viral, besides maybe the herpes that come with LEO as he comes… She has 1000 Instagram Followers , pretty much a nobody..but tits…on the rise…all it took was some gentle a-list prostitution – not that big of a deal…she’s Polish and used to that shit… She’s trying to be an SI model…DREAMS….happen…I guess when you hang out in the VIP at clubs in Miami…or NYC…where they “grind”… The post Ela Kawalec is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”… It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit… It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable.. Boring.. The post Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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