Modern dating is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. Because of the pleasant and unpleasant surprises that come with finding a good mate, a lot of people view the process as stressful.
Thanks to a debatable Rolling Stone cover, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is back in the news. A photographer who was angered by the music magazine’s decision to put the teen-aged terrorist on its cover has shared graphic images of his capture, including a snapshot where there’s a sniper’s red dot trained on his forehead…. Continue
Kevin Durant is going all in to promote his latest signature shoe, the Nike KD VI. Following the launch event in his hometown of Seat Pleasant, M.D. (right outside of Washington, D.C.), the NBA superstar did something similar in Asia… Continue
People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human waste and I don’t mean actually fucking human waste….unless you consider Kanye human waste…but is human waste…cuz she’s managed to pull off what she pulled off without being assassinated…in what I think are wars on humanity. But now people are on my side…they all come back to me….because I am always right…..like KIm Kardashian is always posting half naked pics of herself on the internet….for attention….cuz it works.
Ben Stiller hosted last night’s episode of SNL , and while he didn’t quite bring the game that Alec Baldwin and Melissa McCarthy did in weeks past, he did bring an old friend: Derek Zoolander. Stiller revived the titular male model from the 2001 comedy during Weekend Update, where Bill Hader’s Stefon claimed him as a date. Hope you’re prepared to handle Derek’s “cold coffee” face on this pleasant Sunday morning.
As it turns out, the best place to get Dan Aykroyd to discuss the possibility of Ghostbusters 3 is on the radio. Like the he did previously on Chicago’s WGN radio last November , Aykroyd decided to fan the Ghostbusters flames over the air, this time with Dennis Miller. So! Is the mythical third film happening? Is Bill Murray going to appear? Who will star as the young Ghostbusters? What happened to the original Ghostbusters?
Red band trailers are the Movieline reader’s one-stop shop for swear words, PG nudity, and otherwise offensive dialogue. They’re the Costco of cusses. In the new red band trailer for the pleasant-seeming Our Idiot Brother (read the Movieline review here), Paul Rudd befuddles his parole officer, interrupts some schtupping, and survives the cutting commentary of his sister Elizabeth Banks. It’s all very red , you know?
Walmart Supercenter stores will be open 24 hours on Thanksgiving this year, with most regular Walmart stores opening midnight Thanksgiving night. Thanksgiving Hours Big Lots 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Dollar General: 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Family Dollar: 8 a.m.-3p.m. Hamrick#39;s: 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Kmart: 6 a.m.-9 p.m. Old Navy: 9 a.m.-8 p.m. (Mount Pleasant); 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and reopen at 10 p.m. (Tanger); 9 a.m.-7 p.m. (Rivers Avenue) Sears: Most stores will be open from 7 a.m.-noon. The Sears in Mount Pleasa
Filed under: John Travolta , Exclusives Accused John Travolta extortionist Pleasant Bridgewater continues to proclaim her innocence — and now she’s doing it through the words of Martin Luther King.In a rare statement, Bridgewater tells TMZ, “I do maintain my 100% total and complete … Permalink
Filed under: John Travolta A Bahamas cop just testified defendant Pleasant Bridgewater admitted to giving key evidence in the case the dead goldfish treatment … flushing it down a toilet at her home on the island.Det