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So Anxious: No One Is More Prepared For Black Friday Than Freestyling Bargain Fiend Jarvis Johnson [Video]

In all fairness…$149 for a 49-inch Toshiba flat screen is a pretty decent deal. But who told this poor child he could rap, though? Fox 10 Phoenix

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Ghost Pepper Challenge

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Guy Asks Internet For Help With Photoshop; Hilarity Ensues

If there’s one thing we can learn from the dude in this photo, it’s “don’t ask Internet strangers for help unless you’re ready to be buried in an avalanche of high-tech snark.” It seems the poor guy meant to take a cheesy picture in which it looks like he’s pinching a distant sunset between his thumb and forefinger.  Needless to say, he missed his mark by a mile, and the photo didn’t turn out as planned, so he asked for some online assistance. He assumed that a lot of folks on the Internet would be well-versed in the ways of Photoshop. He was right. What he failed to realize, however, is that the Internet is also teeming with trolls. So, so many trolls. Photoshop Trolls Attack! 1. Death Star Sunset View Photo We’re pretty sure this dude just wanted the sun between his fingers. Instead, he got the Death Star. 2. Face Swap With the Sun View Photo This guy wanted a little Photoshop help. Instead, he got his FACE TURNED INTO A GIANT GASEOUS BALL OF FIRE!!! 3. Fingers on the Sun View Photo With this one, we guess he got what he wanted. It’s just not exactly HOW he wanted it. 4. Pinching Bieber Crotch View Photo This guy probably never thought he’d see a photo of himself with his fingers on the Biebs’ peen. Fortunately, some Photoshop genius made it happen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Blurred Lines View Photo Again, the sun is finally in his fingers. But again, this isn’t a pic he can show to his grandparents without blowing their minds. 6. So Many Suns View Photo Dozens of suns and this poor guy can’t get his fingers on a single one. The ultimate Photoshop fail. 7. Get That Sun! View Photo Someone went full animated GIF mode to troll this guy’s sunset photo. Smartass-ery taken to the next level. The End. Up Next: ” Photoshop Trolls Attack! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The gallery above contains some of the best responses to this poor guy’s plea for help, and frankly, some of them are freakin’ hilarious. Amazing Photoshop fails have provided us with hours of hilarity here at THG, but they’re usually unintentional. This anonymous dude’s story is funnier than any mind-bending  Beyonce thigh gap , because the folks responsible actually meant to f–k up his innocent vacation pic by adding a Death Star or having him pinch some Bieber peen. In a way, the gallery above is a testament to what a powerful communication tool the Internet really is: No matter who you are or where you live, you can reach out to millions of strangers for assistance, and they in turn, will go full smartass for their own amusement. It’s beautiful, when you think about it.  God bless you, 21st Century.

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Rich Whites Look To Secede From Poor Black Neighbors

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Nick Cannon Reaches Out to Amanda Bynes in Open Letter

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Nick Cannon pens open letter to childhood friend Amanda Bynes after being asked in recent interviews about her wellbeing. Cannon took to his personal blog…

Nick Cannon Reaches Out to Amanda Bynes in Open Letter

News Reporter Draws Inappropriate Picture By Accident on Air [VIDEO]

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  Oh man! This is the craziest case of an on air coincidence in probably ever! We can’t imagine what went through this poor reporters…

News Reporter Draws Inappropriate Picture By Accident on Air [VIDEO]

Psycho Baseball Wife Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As Ninja With A Gun, Hatchet, Taser, & Bulletproof Vest

Wait, what??? Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As A Ninja Via NYPost Crazed “Baseball Wife” Anna Benson dressed like a ninja and armed herself with a gun, ammo, hatchet and taser to break into the home of estranged hubby and ex-Mets pitcher Kris Benson, demanding dough and calling him a “p—y,’’ a police report shows. The former Playboy Playmate and mom of four, 37, ambushed her stunned husband, 38, Sunday night as he exited the bathroom in the master bedroom of the home they once shared in Marietta, Ga., the document says. Anna Benson, dressed all in black, wore a bullet-proof vest and loaded ammo clip, cops said. She also had on her a black Taurus handgun, black hatchet, black baton, black taser, 13 rounds of ammunition, a bag of syringes — and a red “Batman” folding knife, authorities said. She demanded $30,000 from her husband, police said. Kris Benson said she pulled the gun out of her purse at one point, although she didn’t directly aim it in his direction. “It scared me,’’ he later told cops. Asked if he thought she’d shoot him, he said, “Maybe.’’ The shaken ex-Mets ace told his out-of-control wife that he had to get his wallet — and quickly fled to the basement, where he called 911, police said. This beyotch is NUTS. He then ran out of the house and into the woods to hide until police arrived. When cops got to the home, they found Anna Benson on the back porch smoking a cigarette. Told her husband had called them, she hissed, “He’s a f—ing p—y,’’ officers said. She added to the cops that she was just wearing the “tactical ballistic vest” “because it was a new model she was testing for a company’’ and she needed “to get it to mold to her body,’’ the police report said. She told the officers “she didn’t think that she did anything wrong and didn’t understand why we were making such a big deal out of this,’’ according to the report. The pair are in the middle of a bitter divorce battle. A judge tossed her from the home for good last month. LMAO @ “He’s a f***ing p****” Image via FHM

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The United States Of Chubby Lumpkins: Mexico Surpasses America As The Fattest Country In The World

Mexico Surpasses America As The Fattest Country In The World American chubby lumpkins, rejoice! Mexico has now officially been crowned the fattest country in the world, taking the crown from the United States, which held the number one spot on the list just last year. via THG Stand up and celebrate, America. Go ahead, you can do it. A new survey proves as much: American is no longer the fattest country in the world! According to a new report from the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization, Mexico has taken over the top spot as the world’s fattest developed nation, bumping the U.S. to second. The results are based on percentage of residents 20 years of age and over whose BMI (Body Mass Index) is at least 30. Nearly one-third of Mexicans fall under this classification, while United States citizens are at 31.8 percent. Syria (31.6 percent) is on our plump tail in third, while Venezuela and Libya are tied for fourth at 30.8 percent. Abelardo Avila, a physician with Mexico’s National Nutrition Institute, says obesity is a “serious epidemic” in his nation and cites malnourishment among the poor as a leading cause of this poor showing. The report states that around 12 percent of the world’s developed population is overweight. Meh. Number two isn’t anything to celebrate either. We still have some work to do, folks! Shutterstock

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Amanda Bynes Goes On Another Twitter Rant About Her Rihanna Twitter Rant!

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  Amanda Bynes needs someone to teach her about how things work on Twitter! Especially with “Black Twitter”! This poor child is now trying to…

Amanda Bynes Goes On Another Twitter Rant About Her Rihanna Twitter Rant!

Friends And Lovers: What To Avoid When Introducing Your Guy To Your Girls

Our biggest worry when introducing our boyfriend to our friends is having him impress them. But, there are some things we do that make that hard for the poor guy. Here are a few things to avoid when showing off our new boo… Click Here To Read The Rest On MadameNoire.com

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