I’ve got even more Kate Beckinsale bikini goodness for you guys again today, though unfortunately they’re still not the greatest quality. Obviously, Kate’s killer body means these pictures are pretty good no matter what, but I think it’s about time we start a fundraiser or something to get this paparazzi a better camera. Anybody on the Kate Beckinsale bikini beat needs top of the line equipment. Such an important subject deserves to be covered properly. Photos: Fameflynet
Because I know you guys have been liking this Emily Ratajkowski as much as I have, here’s a new shoot she did for something called Nasty Gal Clothing. It’s pretty good, but then again, any pictures of Emily are pretty good. With a name like Nasty Gal, I was hoping for something a little more risque. Or basically, more crotchless. Oh well. Despite the false advertising, there’s still more than enough hotness to go around here, so enjoy. » view all 44 photos
From what I remember, I’m pretty sure this Claudia Jordan chick used to get paid to look hot while opening up briefcases on Deal or No Deal . I don’t know if that still makes her famous, or what she’s up to these days, but if Claudia’s looking for work, I’d be happy to offer her a job here at the Tuna offices. I could definitely use a girl with her work experience to open my mail in a bikini. She might have to tighten up a little though first, it’s a pretty competitive gig. Photos: PacificCoastNews
For a while there me and Nicole Trunfio had a pretty good thing going. She’d show up somewhere looking hot, I’d do a post on her, then she’d ignore me completely. It was kind of our thing. Lately though, it’s cooled off a bit, so I was pretty excited when I saw these shots of Nicole putting on one of her old leg shows again. I guess she missed me as much as I missed her. Related Articles: Emmy Rossum Because She’s Pretty Cute Emmy Rossum’s Hotness Got Under My Radar Emmy Rossum’s Sexy Shopping Spree Emmy Rossum Is Not Showing Off Her Boobies Photos: WENN.com
For a while there me and Nicole Trunfio had a pretty good thing going. She’d show up somewhere looking hot, I’d do a post on her, then she’d ignore me completely. It was kind of our thing. Lately though, it’s cooled off a bit, so I was pretty excited when I saw these shots of Nicole putting on one of her old leg shows again. I guess she missed me as much as I missed her. Related Articles: Emmy Rossum Because She’s Pretty Cute Emmy Rossum’s Hotness Got Under My Radar Emmy Rossum’s Sexy Shopping Spree Emmy Rossum Is Not Showing Off Her Boobies Photos: WENN.com
Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal. Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie…. Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.
Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.
Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….
Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….
