Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all… From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people… The post Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin.. Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in… The post Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin.. Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in… The post Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevingne is some overrated It-Girl that reminds real models that modeling is dead. She’s up on the Kim Kardashian in Vogue for sales kick of “people like her, she must be important, she must sell product, we must use her”…even though she’s an ugly troll, who doesn’t deserve any of the attention she’s getting, you know making her rich girl ass money to buy her own heroin, all while being some retard looking monster who celebrities like to hang out with, because celebrities are vapid idiots who have no idea what’s actually up, and meeting someone semi interesting is so out of their realm that they buy into it… Well she’s in some video with Pharrell for Chanel, and I figured I’d post it, because she’s dressed all french renaissance, which if you’re into history, you’ll probably love…you know an era where everyone smelled like shit because there was no running water, where people were dying of the black plague, and where you married 14 year olds, de-virginized them, and died of syphilis by 25…fun.
The nice thing about old ladies is that you can’t get them pregnant….with a little lube it’s like they aren’t even old….with a little booze they go wild…they are good bakers and it’s not their first rodeo, you know there was a time they fucked a lot, learned the moves, and if a little grey pubic hair doesn’t make you sick, and a big vagina that doesn’t have much elasticity left it in doesn’t rape your soul, and if big thick nipples with a little hair growing out of them thanks to hormonal issues doesn’t upset you at your emotional core, then you’ll probably love watching this drunk granny twerk to elvis like the good old days when her vagina still mattered and her sex appeal wasn’t overshadowed by her knitting skills….
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