Justin Bieber’s highly anticipated album Purpose, is now available for purchase and streaming. The 18-track deluxe version features guest appearances from the likes of Big Sean,…
Justin Bieber’s highly anticipated album Purpose, is now available for purchase and streaming. The 18-track deluxe version features guest appearances from the likes of Big Sean,…
Diora Baird has some huge fucking tits. Her name should be Big Tits Sally…which is what I call every girl I see with big tits walking down the street because I am a misogynist who notices big tits for more than their purpose of breast feeding, because I believe they have the ability to multi task and also be something I can jerk off to…and I’ll even prove that theory…right now…with these Diora Baird pics… That said, Diora Baird is from Miami and was in Wedding Crashers… That said, I don’t know why people feel compelled to fight for the right to breast feed, I’ve never complained when seeing a girl breast feeding, and feel if anyone has it was other women… Bitches are so catty!! The post Diora Baird Breast Feeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Allie DeBerry…the sweeter the fruit… She’s a girl of the church, at least that is what I assume when she posts bible proverbs to her instagram bio…along with ass pictures.. Proverb 31:25 – She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. Yes…I love the misguided bible thumping weirdos, who think their whoring is a work of god, and that fate will come her way…especially when they are coupled with ass pictures… She was on a Disney show, so we can assume that the Texan with stage parents, knows quite about whoring for the lord, as some of the most corrupt people are these weirdo evangelicals… I get where she’s going with this “higher purpose”….and I like it…even if it’s totally contradictory and insane…but I guess you can’t ask too much out of vapid sheltered half retards…just focus on the slutty… Her boyfriend is Tyler Beede from the SF Giants…who also posts bible verses on his shit… who are these people….his reads: 2 Corinthians 5:17 – Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come:[a] The old has gone, the new is here! I assume their sex is really distorted as he is railing her ass…while Jesus watches..unfortunately not this Jesus, cuz I’m down.. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Megan Fox was in Harper’s Bazaar Arabia…because she’s at the level of fame where Arabia has moved in and the trips to Dubai are going to start coming in…and the instagram pics of her on the private jet and in luxury hotels will be everywhere…like all the instagram hookers getting paid for that shit…but she’s doing it in a more subtle way…one with acual magazine coverage and less arab guys shitting on her face for 100k…in a “let’s shit on this America Actress, we’ve seen her shitty acting, it will bring ISIS together”…or some shit… Either way, here are the pics… The post Megan Fox for Bazaar Arabia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there… This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment… The post Hipster Tits for Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter. She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to… The post Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….
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