Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart… I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her… I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks… All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy. Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….
Movieline’s favorite purveyor of black stereotypes, Tyler Perry, has secured himself a place in heaven this week by tackling his own real-life house of pain project. The prolific writer/director/playwright rebuilt and furnished a home for an 88-year-old woman who lost her Georgia house in a fire a week before Christmas. After hearing about the story, Perry vowed to reconstruct the dwelling for her and her seven grand- and great-grandchildren who live with her. Perry and the family celebrated the finished product with a ceremony today in Coweta County. Congratulations. [ AP ]
Sidney Lumet, the filmmaker whose sincere, sensitive work with a stunning cross-section of actors and writers yielded some of the most enduring films of the last 50 years, died this morning at his home in New York City. He was 86.
Shades of Jude Law! Audiences this Friday had their choice of unfunny Russell Brand comedies this weekend, but the bulk of them chose to stay with last weekend’s champ, Hop , pushing Arthur to the number two slot. The strong, independent ladies of Hanna and Soul Surfer came in at four and five, respectively, while the dungeons ‘n stoners comedy Your Highness got no higher than number five. Your Friday box office is here.
Yowza! A full slate of films rolls into multiplexes and art houses alike this weekend, driving fresh, harrowing wedges in family moviegoing allegiances and/or date-night politics. But! Deep breath! Movieline’s Weekend Forecast is here to break down the glut and maybe help you win a little pocket change in your office box-office pool.*
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