Ahem. So, if you could just take your eyes off Noomi Rapace’s naked breasts for a damn second, I’d like to ask you a question. Is it me or is the Prometheus star a terrible dancer? Compelling actor, yes — with a face that demands my attention every time she’s on screen. But check out that weird kind of heaving motion she makes when she’s imitating Mick Jagger in Jonas Akerlund’s music video for “Doom and Gloom.” What the hell is that? I mean, every two-bit stand-up comic beginning with Richard Belzer (remember when he was funny?) can imitate Jagger’s rooster strut, but Rapace seems to be having a hard time even getting in sync with the music. (In a way, I don’t blame her. This song may be on the band’s latest greatest hits collection, but it ain’t great, even if it becomes a hit.) And then there’s that Flashdance -like scene where you can’t really tell if it’s her or a stand-in. (Have You Seen Your Stand-In Baby, Standing in the Shadow?) Maybe that’s some kind of ironic take on the fact that Jennifer Beals had a stand-in for her dance scenes in the original. The quick-cutting is another clue. You would think that shots of Rapace dancing in a Stones video would be a selling point. Okay, maybe not as big a draw as her bare breasts, but sensual enough that the camera would be lingering a little longer as she lets her freak flag fly. Unless it was a little too freaky. What do you think? Let me know in the comments section. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Frigid temperatures are spreading across the U.S. this week, and most people are finding themselves dreaming of floating in tropical waters on a nice raft, beer in hand. Mr. Skin’s here to help with a top 10 full of famous babes floating on rafts, but you’ll have more than just a beer in your hand when you eye the floaters of babes like Erica Taylor and Kiele Sanchez !
Nude on DVD this week, we have a collection of horror, fantasy and thriller flicks to please skin-fans who like to walk on the wild side. From the muff-diving heroine of The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest to the splatter of Saw: The Final Chapter to the skin-filled psychedelia of Enter the Void , it’s a week of surprises and sweater-stuffers. SAW: The Final Chapter SAW: The Final Chapter AKA SAW 3D is the seventh installment in the horror franchise that turned us all into stiffs with full frontal nudity from Debra McCabe in Saw III , but hasn’t shown so much as a bloody boob since then. This movie features the bloody end of franchise star and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Betsy Russell , who’s shown skin in classic 80s movies like Private School , where she flashed boobs, butt, and bush at a lucky peeping tom. I thought I SAW a pussy cat! Enter the Void Directed by controversial Irreversible director Gaspar No
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