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Jesus Take The Scalpel: North Carolina Woman Sues Doctors For Accidentally Attaching Her Intestines To Her Vajayjay!

That’s one dirty kitty… Woman Sues Doctor For Attaching Intestines To Private Parts Via CourthouseNews Doctors must face a trial after attaching a woman’s intestine to her vagina, an appeals court ruled, finding no need for an expert to testify about defecation. “It requires no expert testimony to understand that feces are not meant to be excreted from the vagina and that such an injury does not ordinarily occur in the absence of a negligent act or omission during a surgical procedure,” the ruling states. Linda Robinson had undergone surgery at Duke University Medical Center after she presented with severe constipation and colonic inertia. The doctors were supposed to remove part of her small intentine and reattach it to her rectum with a surgical stapler. One day later, Robinson complained that bloody fluid was coming out of her vagina. It was then discovered that her small intestine had been attached to her vagina, rather than her rectum. A second surgery corrected the issue, but Robinson was left with blurry vision, speech difficulty, erratic hand movement and weakness on her left side. She was diagnosed with conversion disorder, a psychiatric problem related to conflict or stress. After Robinson and her husband sued Duke University Health Systems for medical malpractice, a judge in Durham found that the case must be dismissed because of the lack of a prefiling review by a medical expert. The Robinsons appealed, arguing that the res ipsa loquitur doctrine makes such an expert finding unnecessary in this case. A three-judge panel of the North Carolina Court of Appeals agreed and remanded the case for trial. “Defendant’s argument that res ipsa is inapplicable in the present case because it does not involve either a foreign object left in the body following surgery or an injury to and area far away from and completely unrelated to the zone of surgery is without merit,” Judge Doug McCullough wrote for the court. The ruling also bars the Robinsons from seeking punitive damages because the defendants’ actions were not “willful, wanton, malicious or fraudulent,” according to the ruling. So basically this lady gets her oochie-coochie reconnected, but no dough. We think this woman deserves at least a lil’ 6-figure somethin’ somethin’ but we guess peeing out of the right hole is nice too… Image via Shutterstock

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Drugs Are Bad M’Kay: Gang Member Busted With 100 Bags Of H-Ron Stuffed In His Poop Chute

Thug life… Gang Member Caught With 100 Bags Of Drugs In Rectum A New Jersey man suspected of being a gang member was recently charged with drug possession and intent to distribute after police officers found 100 bags of drugs stuffed into his donkey booty during booking. via News One An alleged Bloods gang member was caught with 100 bags of h****n in his rectum as a result of a routine traffic stop in New Jersey, according to a police report obtained by The Record. Rasoul H. Speight of Port Jervis, N.Y., and Gary T. Sylak of Shandaken, N.Y., were stopped by cops as they traveled north on the Palisades Interstate Parkway because their 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer had unclear license plates. When the officers approached the vehicle, they allegedly smelled “sticky-icky” and asked for permission to search the car. Though nothing was found inside of the vehicle, a records check revealed that both men had outstanding warrants for traffic violations. Both men were cuffed and transported to the Interstate Parkway Police headquarters in Alpine, N.J. During processing, Speight was found to have bags of heroin in his rectum and Sylak had a syringe and a spoon, both with heroin residue, inside of his jacket. That’s not gangster. Image via Shutterstock Continue reading

Selena Gomez Cooch Shot on the Beach of the Day

I am a big fan of sex offenders when they are 19 and have bodies of 15 year olds – making me feel like a sex offender myself….especially when they are on the beach showing the world her cooch that made Justin Bieber a man….despite serious assumptions that Usher made Bieber a man many years ago by hiding hits up his rectum to be fished out by Biber…but none of that really matters when a bitch is bent over flashing panty….panty I wish was pulled over to the side so that I could glimpse the meat that beiber pretends to eat for marketability to the teen market…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

Link: http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/m… And I thought gerbaling was bad! (The eel ate his intestines, so I think as long as you insert a non-flesh-eating animal into your rectum, you should be ok.) Read

Bar Rectum

This architectural masterpiece is a new bar in Vienna designed to look like a digestion track going from tongue to anus. What if Gaudi had Crohn's Disease? He probably would have built a flowing, organic edifice just like this. The Best Links: via UniqueDaily.com Bizarre Rectum Bar Design in Vienna – See More Photos View