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All of the Jessica Alba GQ Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba was in GQ, or is in the upcoming issue of GQ, because she’s Jessica Alba and people still love her, even though she’s never really done anything substantial with her career. Sure she’s hot, got in movies, became rich and famous using her looks, leveraged that fame to create brands and other revenue streams…ok fine…she’s done a lot with her career, I just don’t think it’s very noble, like how she got pregnant to lock in her man, or like how her gardener is Mexican, even though she’s Mexican, despite pretending she isn’t Mexican, because all these famous Mexicans always shit on being Mexican, like being Mexican is a bad thing… I’ve posted some of the pics, the rest were released, so I’m posting them also…she looks good for a mom of 2 in her 30s…which is saying a lot, since women normally die for me at 30…kids or not.

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All of the Jessica Alba GQ Pics of the Day

Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…

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Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

On DVD: Capturing the Gondrys

You know you can trust a filmmaker to be an artist and not a slippery hack when he salts his Hollywood-comedy resume with documentaries about his own family. Of course we already knew Michel Gondry occupies an obsessive, handmade, dreamy moviescape all his own — when he isn’t directing The Green Hornet , that is. But his most recent film, The Thorn in the Heart , is personal in a brand new way. It’s essentially a home movie, and as such is both very Gondrian and exactly what name directors aren’t supposed to spend their time on, especially since the meat of Gondry’s family isn’t sensational or tragic or even terribly funny. Like all home movies, and to some mysterious extent all cinema, The Thorn in the Heart is about time, its unstoppable passage and the residue it leaves behind.

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On DVD: Capturing the Gondrys