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Rihanna Gets Sexy For Armani

It’s Friday, I’m as hungover as it comes and I don’t feel like finding anymore pictures of hot women for you perverts. You’re on your own until Monday. But before I go eat a whole lot of greasy bacon I thought it would be nice to share a few shots of Rihanna hanging out in her underwear. You’re welcome. Here’s the hottie posing for an Armani underwear and jeans ad looking as sexy as ever. I could really go for some half naked Rihanna snuggles on the couch right about now. Call me.

Rihanna Topless Twitter Picture

I love how all sorts of celebrity hotties have embraced the Twitter as a way to post pictures of themselves with their clothes off and not seem like a total skank. I guess when it comes down to it they all just want attention, and they all seem to do it. Here’s Rihanna showing some skin in her latest hot little Twitter picture. I know that technically this is a topless picture of her, but I’m not seeing the boobies so…. I’m upset. I expect more from this chick. #nexttimeareola

Rihanna Ruins Her Sexy Stockings

At first glance these pictures of Rihanna walking through the airport are pretty damn awful, she looks like the nineties vomited all over her, but upon further inspection I notice a little hooker-ish stockings and garter combination peeking out at me. Not bad. I’m not sure it’s enough to make me enjoy these pictures the way I’d like to, the orthopedic shoes don’t really bring the whole thing together, but what do I know. I’m just a simple man who enjoys looking at celebrities in sexy outfits…. This is not one of those moments.

Rihanna Covers Up Her Lady Business

I don’t know about you guys, but I happen to really enjoy watching hot women struggle to get out of SUV’s in fancy dresses without any of their lady parts falling out. I can’t be the only one. Here’s Rihanna doing just that as she heads to a fashion show in London over the weekend. I’m not very please that she managed to cover up all the goods, but she looks good doing it. Maybe after a couple of cocktails she’ll let her guard down.

Rihanna’s Little Sexy Side Boob Grammy Cleavage

I was at a bar last night and was able to watch the Grammy’s with the sound off while I was doing more important things like drinking my Heineken Light beer. Anyway, Rihanna definitely gets the “hoochie’ award for last night. Especially when she was flashing gang signs during Adele’s performance. I understood them. And yes, I would like to rub lotion on your cleavage with my forehead. Call me.

Scarlett Johansson Tarts Up Her Cleavage

Where have Scarlett Johansson’s big breasts gone? It’s a complete mystery to me. I used to love posting pictures of her big guns all squeezed together in a nice top, good times, but those days seem to be over. I’m not saying she doesn’t look hot, but her talents up front seem to have diminished for some reason. Who am I kidding, I’d still like to spend a half hour motorboating these beauties. I’d wear a snorkel so I wouldn’t have to come up for air.

Rihanna’s Awesome Weirdo See Through Outfit

I really want to make fun of this silly outfit that Rihanna is wearing, but I’ve got to say I’m actually enjoying it. Sure the hat is pretty ridiculous, but she more than makes up for it with the weird see through bathing suit-like thingy. I don’t know what you’d call it, but I think more women should wear it. Obviously they’ve got to be height and weight proportionate, but you get the idea. This is just a sexy woman.

Rihanna Is Not A Blond Streetwalker

In case you’re a little confused, these are pictures of Rihanna , not some hooker working the streets in a bad neighborhood. I can see how you might have made that mistake, but put your fifty away. I get that high boots are in fashion right now, but this is a little much. She could go fly fishing in those things. That’s not to say I don’t like it, because I do, but I think they’d look better with a tiny black leather bikini. Next time.

Rihanna Is Not A Blond Streetwalker

In case you’re a little confused, these are pictures of Rihanna , not some hooker working the streets in a bad neighborhood. I can see how you might have made that mistake, but put your fifty away. I get that high boots are in fashion right now, but this is a little much. She could go fly fishing in those things. That’s not to say I don’t like it, because I do, but I think they’d look better with a tiny black leather bikini. Next time.

Rihanna Sexy Bad Girl Leather Pants

There’s something about a woman in tight leather pants that I really like. I don’t know if it has something to do with growing up in the eighties, all the hot bad girls in music videos wore leather pants, but it works for me. Here’s Rihanna out on the town over the weekend showing off those luscious legs and perfect booty in her leather outfit. She looks dangerous, like she’s about to get into some sexy well choreographed girl gang street rumble with a bunch of hot latinas. I like it.