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Federica Nargi Nipples of the Day

Federica Nargi is an Italian instagram thot she’s been around here before being boring – now shes out here with her nipples hard getting wet in a white bikini because in the last 4 years and 1 month she has learned that without nipples in your social media pics – you ain’t shit… I would look her up, but her Nagri name sounds like Negroni, and I love all those exotic cocktails, while fantasizing about the 1960s VESPA road trip through the Mediterranean, like a romance novel I never wrote, with hairy Italian girls I’ve never met, but who like to treat a cock like a cured meat their grandfather used to make in their shed, and shove them in their Italian twats… We’re all allowed to have dreams…and this one is Frederica’s I guess.

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Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet Lesbian Fantasy for Fashion of the Day

Here is a hot photoshoot of Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet, two models I have never heard of for Vogue Russia that is pretty erotic….it is marketed as fashion and has high end premium ads around it…but shit reminds me of a romance novel old ladies jerk off to…or the opening scenes to one of those softcore porn movies I jerk off to when real porn makes me feel dirty and like I am losing my romantic side…approaching sex as fucking, hardcore throat fucking, fucking…and not flowers, bubble baths and shitty music it is meant to be……cuz that bullshit gets the girls in and once they are in…the hardcore fucking can be introduced… So here is some lesbian fantasy porn for fashion….and these models….have great tit…

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Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet Lesbian Fantasy for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile… But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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Weisz to play Bond’s arch enemy?

JAMES Bond movie bosses want Rachel Weisz to join lover Daniel Craig in the next 007 film, The Sun reported yesterday.

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Baron Cohen making Saddam Hussein film

BORAT creator will star in a new film based on a romance novel written by former Iraqi dictator.

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Baron Cohen making Saddam Hussein film

Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Good thing I don’t know who this Claire Chazal woman is, because that way I can’t be sad when she finishes melting into the ocean. It’s like some Wizard of Oz shit where you got the gremlin wet after midnight and all that will be left of her is something disgusting, like a pile of decade old semen. I have seen it happen before, these slutty french ex-stripper hot dog stand workers who turn 40 all kinda start to look like this and you are left unable to see past their gaping assholes cuz you know all the dick that asshole took to get that way. Apparently she’s a romance novel, so you can imagine what she’s done to herself to get inspiration for stories, and here are some pics of her doing the whole bikini thing when maybe she’d be better off in a snowsuit, you know for the sake of eroticism…. But I like bikinis……so here she is…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link GO

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Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day