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More Americans Have Married Kim Kardashian Than Have Died From Ebola: Hilarious Fact Goes VIRAL!

Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times , more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola. That’s the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since. And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he’s totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim.  So what better way to celebrate Kim’s 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star. Of course, in all seriousness, Ebola is a terrible disease that’s claimed thousands of lives in West Africa, and our hearts go out to   Nina Pham and Amber Joy Vinson , the two American nurses who are currently fighting the virus. The goal of comparing Ebola to a Kardashian is not to make light of the illness, but merely to try and calm folks down with a bit of levity. It’s an age old strategy, first employed by medieval standup comics during the Black Plague. (“Didja ever notice how they always seem to stack the bodies right where you want to park your carriage? Who are these people?”) Okay, we may have made that last part up.  For the record, sources say Kim is terrified of Ebola , so hopefully she’ll benefit from this meme most of all. Although, if she and Kanye would rather stay safely at home and out of the spotlight for a few months or years, we certainly don’t want to discourage that. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.

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More Americans Have Married Kim Kardashian Than Have Died From Ebola: Hilarious Fact Goes VIRAL!

Randy Jackson Rants: Executors Want to Murder My Mom!

Katherine Jackson is resting safely at home and has even agreed to split guardianship of her grandchildren with TJ Jackson . So all is relatively calm on this family’s front, right? Very wrong. Randy Jackson went off on a Twitter rant this afternoon, accusing the executors of his brother’s will of an assassination plot against his mom. “It is my fear and belief, that they are trying to take my mother’s life,” Randy wrote of those in charge of Michael’s estate, adding that they are attempting to “isolate Katherine just like they did to Michael, in order to propagate their lies, financial agendas and to protect a fraudulent will.” And that’s what it all comes down to for Randy, sources say: he is not mentioned in his brother’s will and many believe he will go to any length necessary to change that. “It is clear that anyone who stands up against the Executors of the Estate – John Branca, John McClain and their attorney Howard Weitzman – is denied access to my mother.” What an absolute mess. Try to rest in peace, Michael, even as your family makes that very difficult.

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Not Even Volcanic Ash Can Stop Justin Bieber

The Icelandic volcano may be holding European air travel hostage but not Justin Bieber . With the growing cloud of ash is threatening North Eastern Canada but the 16-year-old singer still managed to jet out of St. Johns, Newfoundland where he was performing at the JUNO Awards and arrived safely at home in Toronto.

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