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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

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Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Jessica Malafouris for Sander Dekker for Purple of the Day

When fashion magazines are putting out photoshoots like this, it is hard to not pretend your soiled sweat pants, shit stained underwear and T-shirt you’re working on a world record for most play out of an unwashed t-shirt, isn’t a fashion statement, and isn’t a hipster move, cuz getting naked, skinny, fat tit, hipster girls, naked and showing off hipster bush for you, for no money, for false promises of model fame is better than most things….if anything it is amazing…and it really solidifies the importance of pretending you’re a fashionisto on a mission…instead of just a dirt bag blogger who likes half naked chicks I’ve never heard of…. Good hustle. Shot by SANDER DEKKER …..

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Sara Underwood Shows Some Tit for Maxim September of the Day

Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares.. She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.

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Sara Underwood Shows Some Tit for Maxim September of the Day

Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing…. She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her…. The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers…. Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

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Sara Underwood Tight Jeans for Twitter of the Day

When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked…. She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with….. It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to….. But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

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Sara Jean Carrie Underwood Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to…. I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices… You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too.. ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her…. I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role… Good times…

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