Flaming felons anyone? North Carolina Prisoners Allegedly Abused With Hot Sauce An investigation is under way in North Carolina surrounding prisoner abuse allegations after several inmates claimed to have suffered sexual abuse involving wild snakes, bunnies……..and hot sauce….all at the hands of their prison guards. via Corrections One Prison officials in North Carolina are calling for a criminal investigation after inmates alleged correctional officers forced them to rub habanero hot sauce on their genitals, resulting in painful blisters. In July, six inmates from Sampson sent a hand-written letter to the U.S. District Court in Greensboro complaining that staff had forced them to perform numerous humiliating acts for the entertainment of guards, including stripping nude and pretending to have sex. The medium-security facility houses about 500 male inmates in Clinton, which is about 60 miles southeast of Raleigh. The inmates also reported being forced to gulp a super-hot “Exotic Hot Sauce” purchased off the Internet and slather it on their testicles, as well as being forced to grab and kiss wild snakes while working on a road crew and throwing captured bunnies in to oncoming traffic. Those who performed for the guards were rewarded with preferential work assignments, food, cigarettes and beer, the inmates alleged. Both tobacco and alcohol are banned in North Carolina’s prisons. What kind of fawkery do they have going on down in North Carolina?? SMH Image via Shutterstock
Man Sells Bottle Of ‘McJordan’ BBQ Sauce For $10,000 On Ebay Apparently not everybody is in the 47%. A Chicago man recently paid $10,000 for a 20-year-old bottle of ‘McJordan’ BBQ sauce. via The Grio A man who used to own McDonald’s restaurants in North Dakota is about $10,000 richer after selling a 20-year-old container of McJordan barbecue sauce to a buyer in Chicago. The sauce was used on McJordan Burgers, named for basketball icon Michael Jordan. The promotional item was sold in limited markets for a short time in the 1990s, when Jordan led the Chicago Bulls to six NBA championships. Mort Bank, of Bismarck, saved the gallon jug of sauce after selling his McDonald’s restaurants in Bismarck-Mandan and Minot in 1996. “It was in my basement and I would look at it occasionally,” he told The Bismarck Tribune. “I thought it would be worth something someday.” Bank advertised the sauce on eBay, saying: “A once in a lifetime chance to own the rarest of rare Michael Jordan and McDonald’s collectible!” It sold for $9,995 to a buyer from Chicago whom Bank has not identified. Are people really gettin gwap like that out in Chi-town? Or maybe he’s thinking in 20 MORE years it’ll be worth $20,000? Image via Twitter
Everybody enjoys some drunken sex and in the this clip you get an nice heated session of a couple going at it presumably after a good night out on the sauce. Continue reading →
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