Straight from the slums of Belarus, here’s war torn 26 year old, too young for Communist, too tall for webcam modelling, human trafficked into the fashion scene instead, Maryna Linchuk, who you probably don’t know, and won’t know after today, because she’s in underwear in what are probably catalog pictures, and like all catalog pictures, are boring as fuck, totally uneventful, standard, even obvious….that don’t make noise, that don’t put names on maps, that don’t upset or disrupt shit, and that aren’t even good enough to jerk off to, but she’s still in underwear and I think that counts for something…sure something insignificant…but still something
You know as much as I am not into Mel B Scary Spice now that she’s old as fuck and insignificant as she lives off her Spice Girl Money from Yesteryear…I still masturbated to her nipples in their first music video and that makes me feel like we have some kind of unrequited love that never materialized…but still happened on my end… Not to mention, she has a ripped, athletic, thanks to her black side of her mixed race ass, because white people genetically fall apart after baby making…while this body keeps going and going…illegit baby after illegit baby…like she was built to reproduce…all fertile and shit…as her husband fondles her tits for the paparazzi…in one of the classier, we’re still horny thanks to all the hormone therapy we are on moments.. I mean as much as I don’t want to like this ass in a bikini…because it is old and expired…if this was a different era…I’d totally let her into the house… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck. The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write…. That said, Lohan is amazing… TO SEE SOME PICS OF LOHAN ON SET AS LIZ TAYLOR LOOKING HORRIBLE IN A BATHING SUIT FOLLOW THIS LINK
Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something…. Here is the video…. Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…
Apparently I’m not up to date on my British celebrities, because I haven’t got the slightest clue who the hell this Alesha Dixon lady is, but I’m putting her up on the site anyway. I’m being told that she’s an English singer-songwriter, dancer, model and television personality. Huh, how about that. I guess you really do learn something new every day. Anyhow, to be honest I don’t really care who she is, she’s a chick on the beach in a sexy swimsuit and short shorts and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.
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Here are clips of chicks doing sexy aerobics to help you start your day off. Make sure not work up too much of a sweat. Hot Sexy Aerobics Video More AmaTuna
Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown taking Eddie Murphy’s kid somewhere the other day wearing a typical California mom outfit. She’s got big cans, she shouldn’t be stuffing them into tight sports bras like this, let ‘em out. I’ve got to say that the Spice Girls have really gone downhill, I remember when they first bust onto the world stage with their crappy music and tacky/slutty outfits. Good times. Now they’re just old chicks who would rather have proper support for their boobs than sexiness. So lame.
Spice Girl Mel B showed off her fit figure in Encino, CA yesterday. The woman formerly known as Scary Spice chatted on the phone in a pink tank top, trainers and black exercise pants after leaving a meeting.