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Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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Paris Hilton Bikinis in St Tropez of the Day

Paris Hilton was in her bikini in St Tropez like it was 2002 and everyone still cared…. I wonder if she ever expected herself to fall off as hard as she did, or to see her Armenian fat friend she probably used to make racist jokes about behind her back growing up, while calling her fat to her face, run her game better than she did….. I know that being a rich girl doesn’t make rich girls feel good about themselves, that’s why most rich girls are fucked in the head with all kinds of issues, so I know that this probably eats away at this washed up slut harder than her herpes during a massive outbreak that are so bad they are borderline flesh eating disease…. But I guess the bikini party continues… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing…. She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her…. The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers…. Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

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Jessica Marais Hot Titties from Magic City of the Day

Jessica Marais has some rocking fake tits. She’s some Australian bitch who was pregnant when this clip was shot for some show called Magic City about Miami in the 1950s that I’ve never heard of….She gave birth to her first kid a week or two ago and if you’re wondering why seeing a clip of here fake tits in some TV show I’ve never heard of led me to finding out her life story….about her move from South Africa to Canada to Australia where her dad died and she was raised by her mom….graduating an Anglican school in 2002 and going into acting school that has resulted in 3 or 4 IMDB credits and a baby that has ravaged her vagina….so recently she probably still has the stitches in and more importantly…she probably still has the placenta in the fridge…all nutritious and delicious…it was 10 fucking days ago people… Either way, never heard of her, now I have, but more importantly…now I know what she looks like topless….

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Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley consistently endorses Breast Cancer events….partially because she’s probably a good person, but more likely, because she wants to conserve her tits, since she’s at that age, and without these natural beauties that got her this far, she probably wouldn’t know what to do with herself, or maybe it’s just to make breast cancer survivors jealous in a catty “I’m better than you” kind of way….

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

Angelina Jolie’s Bullshit Inspires of the Day

The new year is coming faster than you did the first time you had sex. Nothing like an inspiring Angelina Jolie and family in Nambia picture to put you in the mood to make a difference in 2011….you know to put all of yourself into a cause and by all of yourself…I mean absolutely none of yourself….cuz if this bitch was really selfless and about making a difference, she probably wouldn’t have 14 million dollar houses around the fucking world….she is bullshit and I hope one of her Aids babies gives her Aids to rid the world of the real cancer that is her constant fucking bullshit….Inspiring….

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Annalynne McCord Is Hot And Annoying

It’s pretty clear to me that AnnaLynne McCord hates my guts and blows kisses to the camera simply to piss me off. I must have about a dozen posts featuring her doing this crap, grow the hell up princess, she probably thinks this is her thing now. So obnoxious. She’d get more positive feedback if her thing was I don’t know, letting one of her boobs fall out on the red carpet. Just a suggestion. Nice legs though.

Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool… Pics via Bauer

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Phoebe Price in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

I have no idea why Phoebe Price is invited to all these hollywood functions, or why the paparazzi know who she is, or why people write about her in tabloids and on the internet. I just know she has been in one or two things as an actor, she probably comes from a very rich Southern family and I guess is just one of those Socialites who spends her days getting ready for the red carpet events she’s addicted to, when she’s not staging photoshoots with herself in her bikini.

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Phoebe Price in a See Thru Shirt of the Day