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Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me…. I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life.. Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that… The post Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should… She was out in LONDON the other day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should… She was out in LONDON the other day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day

French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day

French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site… I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore. I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt. Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical… God she’s low level… The post Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site… I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore. I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt. Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical… God she’s low level… The post Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Movie Nudity Report: Other People and Where to See This Weekend's Stars Nude 9.9.16

This weekend, an SNL alum makes her nude debut and this weekend’s stars have some spectacular nude scenes on their c.v.! … read more

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Kim Kardashian West Matches Her See-Through Boots With A See-Through Top

But Where Are Kim Kardashian West’s See-Through Shorts?… read more

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Pascal Craymer’s Sexy Yoga

There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a hot nobody do yoga at the beach for the paps, so here’s busty British reality star  Pascal Craymer getting in a “candid” workout for the cameras. And not to nitpick or anything, but if you ask me, her form could use a little work. I mean, for starters, she should’ve ditched the shorts for a full bikini, and she didn’t even attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . I guess she’s still working her way up to the more advanced moves. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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