Tag Archives: birthing

Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

View post:
Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me…. I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life.. Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that… The post Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See more here:
Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine… So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool… Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds… Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit… But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more:
Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too… So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the original post:
Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars… That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right? TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

More here:
Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

Lizzie Cundy Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lizzie Cundy is a UK TV personality who is a UK TV personality because she married a footballer back in 1994….making her old and married somewhere in her 40s but more importantly an enterprising whore who was hot enough to get in that footballer groupie position that made her set for fucking life….and for a mother of two in her 40s….she’s got a great fucking ass that I’d love to climb up and curl up inside her vagina with a good book…you know trying to simulate the birthing process in reverse..it’s a fetish…but I chicks like this only fuck their way up in their careers…or their personal trainers/tennis coaches….Who cares, great ass.

Read this article:
Lizzie Cundy Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Roxanne, but she’s so urban she got herself a street name and goes by Rocsi….she also got a job on BET and more importantly she got herself Rafael Saadiq a Grammy winning musician and music producer who she’s on vacation with….and who probably bankrolls her bullshit…because fucking the hot host of some BET Bullshit’s face is more fun than fucking the other groupies, cuz she’s in the industry and has access to all the rappers, but she chose him….a serious conquest.

See the rest here:
Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small… I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby ….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy…. Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

View post:
Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Taima (Tilikum’s Mate), a Young Killer Whale, Has Died Giving Birth; Her Calf Was Stillborn – SeaWorld Orlando

SeaWorld killer whale dies giving birth; calf is stillborn By the CNN Wire Staff June 7, 2010 1:17 a.m. EDT (CNN) — A killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando died Sunday while giving birth, the theme park said. The calf was stillborn. The father of the calf was Tilikum — the killer whale involved in death of a trainer in February. SeaWorld canceled two shows on Sunday, but all shows were expected to resume Monday. “We are very saddened by this loss,” said Chris Dold, vice president of veterinary services for SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment. “Although we understand that complications with pregnancy can occur here, just as they do in the wild, the loss of any animal affects all of us at SeaWorld.” Taima, a 20-year-old killer whale, died from complications associated with the birthing process, SeaWorld said. Taima had successfully given birth to three calves previously. “Preliminary indications suggest that her death was caused by a condition in which the placenta is delivered before the fetus, as well as an unusual position of the fetus in the birthing canal,” SeaWorld said. “She was not able to deliver the stillborn fetus naturally; SeaWorld's veterinarians attempted to assist, but her complications were too severe.” SeaWorld has had 26 successful births of killer whale calves in captivity, according to Dold, who said the birthing success rate is about 50 percent in the wild and 85 percent in a “zoological situation.” A necropsy has been scheduled to determine the cause of death. http://tippnews.com/wp-content/uploads/Killer_Whale.jpg added by: EthicalVegan