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Sara Jean Underwood Twitter Bikini Pics of the DAy

The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy ….. She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet… If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed. Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass…. Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…

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Sara Jean Underwood Twitter Bikini Pics of the DAy

Avril Lavigne is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Avril Lavigne’s been in a bikini in the south of France all week, and I already posted some of the pics, cuz I was amazed at how teenaged her divorcee ass looks, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t get knocked up and you get married at 12. Her body, pretty much justified all those years of me laughing at her for dressing like a 14 year old, angry suburban teen into watching the skateboarding dudes pretend they are jackass…cuz that’s what suburban kids do…sure her Shania Twain style music never really justified her suburban, middle class kid, who gets a lift in the Volvo station wagon to soccer practice, despite her hardcore green dyed streak and the number of Blink 182 posters on her wall….but who cares…her ass followed in the same steps as her style and I guess that just makes her legit…. What’s not legit is how her ex-husband, the clown, circus, suburban middle class punk who isn’t really a punk, but a midget elf coming to steal your soul through bad one hit wonder shit, is on the boat with her…cuz I guess you can’t break down the bond that is Canadian….or maybe his girlie emo, hilariously dressed ass just weasled his way into her vagina again….cuz that’s what people do when they have the bond of marriage as a levarging argument. Who fuckign cares about these idiot suburban bullshit scam artists…she’s half naked…that’s what matters…that’s always what matters… To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried. Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts of the Day

So shitty, yet so qualified to do amazing thing with that body of hers. I mean looking at this, you’d think you were watching the autistic kid at soccer practice in the park, all pale and looking all scared of the world, in shorts that are too big for them, cuz they dressed themselves cuz their therapist who is supposed to save them from Autism like they were Jett Travolta without the whole dying part suggested it as a strategy to make them more independent….but the truth is she’s got an awesome skinny body with nice round tits…not to mention a willingness to get naked if it is for the right part that separates her from all the bullshit she’s done…that I’ve watched on repeat the last 6 months reminding me that what I see today, isn’t what I get, I mean provided I was given the opportunity to kidnap her and make her my wife like she was Elizabeth Smart…who clearly wasn’t smart….cuz if she was she’d plot a better escape..but that’s totally beside the point…. Here’s those SEX SCENES IN CHLOE …..

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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts of the Day

Team Law!

Jude Law takes his look-alike kids home from soccer practice in NYC, where he is currently performing in Hamlet on Broadway .  Related Links:  Video: Celebrity Nanny Diaries Jude Law Is Lookin’ A Little Grey

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Team Law!