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Sophie Turner Gets Sexy For Halloween

Here is professional Twitter model Sophie Turner showing us her Halloween costume. Once again, she proves that she knows how to please her followers. I believe this is a Genie costume, which is funny because I’m dressing up as a genie lamp. You know, Sophie and I should head out together because this lamp needs a good rubbing.

Petra Nemcova’s Got the Best Shirt of the Day

Before seeing these awesome pics of an awesome shirt of Awesome Petra Nemcova….I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….in see through shirts so see through she might as well not be wearing a shirt…but maybe I am just emotional cuz I survived a Central American earthquake I didn’t even notice til the power went out…cuz I was at a bar drunk chatting up a tranny….and my world is always set on fucking vibrate….I’m a cockroach people…not going anywhere…. These pics are almost a week old – but I am in Central America and thus new to me….like every Adam Levine song is new to these people….

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Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour… I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

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Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner Ass for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures…. The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

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Sophie Turner: #NationalBootyDay

Apparently yesterday was National Ass Day on Twitter, so professional Twitter model Sophie Turner posted this on Instagram as a Happy Day After #NationalAssDay. I know it’s a little belated, but when it comes to Sophie’s booty shots, better late than never. Now, when is National Boobs Day? I want to mark my calendar. Related Articles: Sophie Turner Shows Off Her Assets Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over Sophie Turner’s Behind Does Some Shopping Sophie Turner’s Curves Are Awesome

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Christie Brinkley Because She’s 58 And Hot!

Usually, when a woman reaches the age of 58 years old, her day as a MILF is long over, but Christie Brinkley is an anomaly. She is the only woman I’ve ever seen who gets better with age. It sets the standard really high for the future Mrs. Tuna. Anyway, here she is on Extra wearing a see through top and working a hula hoop. I wish there was a video of this, because I wonder if Christie can still work those hips without breaking one.

Sophie Turner’s Booty Is A Site Worth Visiting

Here is Australian model and “lawyer” Sophie Turner checking out the historical sites while on the Millennium bridge in London, and to be honest the only historical site I care about is Sophie’s talented booty. And yes she made sure to give the Paps a great shot of it. Thank you. Hopefully, next stops are Sophie’s twin peaks?

Kat Graham Is A Sexy Hooker

If I didn’t know this was Kat Graham , I’d think this girl was looking to pick up some extra midday cash. Apparently though, Kat was just on a break from filming her show Vampire Diaries , which I guess explains the leather short shorts and the boa? I thought the show was about vampires, not hookers. But then again, I don’t watch it, so what do I know? Maybe it’s about vampire hookers? Now there’s a show I’d watch. They’d just have to be extra careful with the teeth. Related Articles: Kat Graham’s Ridiculous Bikini Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over Sophie Turner’s Behind Does Some Shopping Sophie Turner’s Curves Are Awesome Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner thong ass

Sophie Turner is one of those gorgeous blonde models that you always see in magazines and here she is wearing a see-through dress so that the paparazzi can see her tight ass in a thong Continue reading