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Jessica Alba Has Something In Her Diaper

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m so disappointed in Jessica Alba right now, I can hardly look at her. When you’re a celebrity and you have an ass like she does, you have a serious responsibility to the rest of the world. It’s right up there with the UN. So I don’t what Jessica’s trying to pull with these saggy mom pants, but it needs to stop. Somebody get this woman into a pair of skintight leggings stat. The fate of our nether regions depend on it. Related Articles: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Rotten Tuna: Jessica Alba Jessica Alba Must Be Going Crazy Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fame

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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Haley King’s Boobs!

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This girl Haley King is quickly becoming my new favorite. It was love at first sight with me and Haley’s boobs, so I knew I had to find out more about them. Here’s a video of the pair tandem skydiving, along with some bonus pictures from Haley’s Twitter and another video. Who knows? If this young love keeps up, maybe some day we’ll get to do a tandem dive of our own. Only, I prefer to tandem skydive facing each other. And in bed. With my face motorboating her giant pillows. It’s more intimate that way.

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Kim Kardashian Does NUTS Magazine

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Kim Kardashian in the latest NUTS Magazine. I’m a real big fan of the publication, but I’m a little disappointed on how tame this spread is. I mean, you have one of the biggest porn stars in the world and all you do is put her in a one-piece swimsuit? And where is the photo of her giant ass? Now if I wanted pictures of Kim Kardashian standing around doing lame poses, I’d just follow her Twitter feed.

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Cris Urena Picture Moment

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Lucy Pinder’s Super Sexy Hot Shots Calendar Shoot

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a behind the scenes video of Lucy Pinder and a bunch of other sexy chicks for Hot Shots Calendar. I believe this was done a few years back, but I’ve never seen it. I don’t know how this ever got passed me, but I apologize. Make sure to watch the whole thing, you won’t be disappointed!

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Candice Swanepoel: Greatest Booty Ever!

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once again, here is Candice Swanepoel in a bikini shooting for Victoria’s Secret. These photos are so hot, they should be illegal. I need someone to help me pick up my jaw up off the floor because I don’t think there is a booty on the planet that is as perfect as this . I’d like to make a mold of it and use it as a pillow.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Inspector

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I know is that I want that job, and I’m willing to pay to have it. Where do I apply?

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Ashley Tisdale’s Breasts Are Enhanced

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale is not the most beautiful celebrity. Even after getting a nose job, it wasn’t much of an improvement. However, she takes good care of her body, which is smart because it takes the focus off her face. Anyway, here she is on set of the film Scary Movie 5 with artificially enhanced breasts. I think the director could have made Ashley wear a few cup sizes bigger but nonetheless the facial diversion worked. Job well done.

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Sexy Spring Breakers Movie Poster

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m starting to think I should be compensated for giving “ Spring Breakers ” all this free publicity. You’d think that the production company would thank me by at least offering me Rachel Korine ‘s services for a few hours. Selena Gomez or Ashley Benson would be even better, but I’m not greedy. I’ll take the no name. Anyway, here is the latest movie poster. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez’s Untamed Cleavage

Posted on September 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine back together in Toronto to promote their film “Spring Breakers”. For this post, we’re going to focus on Selena because clearly the others didn’t get the Hollywood Tuna memo. No cleavage, no love. It appears to me that Selena’s young and wild little chesticles are trying to escape from that sexy leopard print dress. They need to be tamed. And guess what? I’m the perfect guy to be their handlers.

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