This is far more interesting than product placing their shit at a J.Lo concert….at some shitty awards show….it is even more amazing than their Snooki inspired GUCCI version of their car….it is a totally insane ad for a car that makes no sense other than tits get hits about some girl telling her boyfriend she is getting implants and his reaction…It is Spanish and South American reminding us that hispanic girls have shit tits and implants save them….I mean it must be more than just a stereotype if this is how marketing is done there….Either way, I’m all for shitty tits being saved whether in car commercials or not.
Karmen Pedaru is an Estonian 22 year old model who I’ve never posted on or never heard of….partially because I don’t really keep up to speed on Estonian current affairs or exported pussy, even though my Estonian friend told me that the women in Estonia are insanely good looking and eager to fuck foreign dudes who visit because it is a small country and they are bored of fucking the local Estonians…because no one goes to Estonia on their European vacations…giving your pathetic ass an actual chance….you see if they are all hot…then they dont’ know they are hot…and thus will sleep with trash…because it’s new trash….pretty promising if you ask me…which you didn’t but kinda did if you’re reading this….loser…. So Karmen Pedaru, like a stripper, but for fashion is showing her tits in photoshoot and it’s good.
The interesting thing about Agent Provocateur lingerie, besides their amazing design that actually make lingerie hot, unlike Victoria’s Secret that is just some functional padded straps and harnesses to disappoint a motherfucker when it comes off and bitches implant looking titties are sloppy a-cups that look like deflated plastic bags at the bottom of a pond….is that the founder is Vivienne Westwood the punk rock designer and Malcolm McLaren the manager and possibly the brain behind the Sex Pistols….which is a pretty cool place to come out of….. That said, this ad, may not be hardcore, or pornographic, or even high concept like shit they’ve done in the past, but it is hot to me…cuz it is every man’s fantasy to have a bitch in hot lingerie chase us, even if it is to beat us, cuz despite what women think, when they get us to the ground, we always have boners, no matter how much pain that can of beans they just smashed our face in for trying to rape them has caused… Unfortunately, it is rare, at least for me to be chased by lingerie clad bitches, if anything, I’m the one doing the chasing….medicating….or whatever else it takes to get the slut out of them…. Via my good friend at COPYRANTER
With the invention of Viagra….the STD Rate for old people has gone up by over 70 percent….because now old people can fuck and more importantly, their wives or husbands have died off and they are ready for a good fucking time…you know slut out for all those miserbale years of monogamy….and they are doing it raw dog…cuz condoms are for pussies…and more importantly….not needed cuz bitch is a senior and no longer fertile….and loose vagina so it is the only way dude can feel anything before busting on her old lady face and filling up her wrinkles like a collagen treatment….. I am sure this is anything new….it just takes one slutty old lady to bang a pervert….or one old man to bang a hooker….to ruin it for everyone in the community….It is definitely nothing hot….or really anything I’d want to ever imagine being a part of just too much loose fitting skin….dryness…ailments….death….smells….but I would like to witness it…. All thanks to Florida’s Safe Sex for Seniors campaign that has be fascinated in what all those years of experience can do in the bedroom….next time let’s hope they don’t run an ad….but instead make a porno…. It’s always nice to be reminded your granny is a gutter slut when you think all bitch does is bake cookes and make clowns for charity…. Thanks to COPYRANTER for the time!
My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video…. It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts… Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video…. It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts… Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
