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Dakota Fanning Gets Naughty On Instagram

I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning , aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts , finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.

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More Julia Pereira Bikini Pictures

With all the bikini hotness we’ve been seeing from Brazilian model Julia Pereira lately, I was starting to run out of new ways to talk about just how hot she is. So I decided to pretend to be a real journalist for once and do a little research on Julia, and I found out something big: she’s friends with Olga Kent and the two of them have been hanging out together in Miami. So stay tuned for more updates on this major story — and if we’re lucky, hopefully a few pictures of the two hotties rubbing suntan lotion on each other. Looks like I’d better keep digging. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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More Cara Delevingne Bikini Pictures

Here’s Cara Delevingne back in a bikini again, and yeah, I still don’t get it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind helping her put on suntan lotion, but I don’t see what makes Cara a Victoria’s Secret model. Or why the paps would keep following her around at the beach. I don’t even think you could take her out motorboating. Anyway, I know not everybody shares the same high standards as a blogger who lives in his mom’s basement who makes shrewd real estate investments, so feel free to enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Drops Some Blurry Cleavage

I’m not sure why this picture is so blurry, there must be suntan lotion on the lens or something, but it’s Kim Kardashian in a swimsuit so you know, who cares. I’m not sure why she’s wearing such a large, antique looking bathing suit, but I like what she’s done with the cleavage. Alright, so the second shot is much better, it’s in focus, it’s filled with giant booty profile goodness…. That’s more like it.

Maria Menounos Makes Beige Sexy

Here’s my favorite Greek Goddess Maria Menounos strutting her stuff on set yesterday in her sexy beige dress. I know beige and sexy don’t exactly go together all that well, but she’s hot enough to pull this off. I could be a little biased though, I’ve loved this hottie for years now. I want to move to a Greek island with her, lie on the beach in my speedo, get fat and have her rub suntan lotion all over me.