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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Actor Asked How Many Men He Had to Beat Off of the Day

I think this is probably a question better suited for the females in the entertainment and modelling industries, sure, a lot of the famous dudes have probably had to be gay for pay at least once, and I am sure a lot of casting directors are gay, but for the most part the producers I know of, are all about the blowjobs from the aspiring talent…but it is still funny when she asks because we all know that’s not what she meant, but that’s what she said twice…jokes on TV…

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Some Afternoon Preciousness: Look At Lauryn Hill’s Daughter Selah Marley Stuntin’ Like Her Mama

The lovely little Selah Marley is looking like she’s Top Model ready at only 12! Check out more recent photos of the aspiring singer/model when you continue.

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Some Afternoon Preciousness: Look At Lauryn Hill’s Daughter Selah Marley Stuntin’ Like Her Mama

Suki Alice Tits for Some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

Here is an aspiring model who looks like she may be a hipster trying to make it…cuz being a model allows her to continue her hipster lifestyle of late night coke binges and sleeping all day, except for the once a week she needs to get paid 10,000 dollars to get half naked….and luckily her photographer friend let her know that she can’t wait for the 10,000 jobs to get half naked, she’s gotta get half naked now to get those jobs, you know to stand out amongst the rest of the aspiring models, and since getting naked is part of her hipster lifestyle, she had no problem with that, even though when you scrap it down to the core, she’s nothing more than a stripper or porn model without the dick…making her good enough for me…cuz I won’t be happy until the world is filled with bitches who except their roles as common whores…and I won’t sleep until that happens….or maybe I will…because I think it already has…

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Reality Starlet Sentenced

Alexis Neiers (pictured left in the white dress) the reality starlet accused of burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s Hollywood Hills home, pleaded no contest and was sentenced to up to six months in a county jail after taking a deal. As part of the deal, the aspiring model will also on three years of probation, and ordered to stay from Bloom and his home.

Jessica Alba: "I Never Feel Sexy"

She’s one of Hollywood’s hottest moms, but that doesn’t mean Jessica Alba thinks so.

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Julianne Hough Trims Chuck Wicks From Her Life

There’s no guarantee that the couple that sambas together will stay together. Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks have called it quits, about six months since the aspiring country-music…

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