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Mandy Moore! What the fuck is that? It’s a pop star from the late 90s / early 00s who the people I imagine read this site – probably have life sized dolls of her in their basements because she was a big deal for a minute, she was even in movies….you know the Bella Thorne her her generation….or maybe the Selena Gomez before the world let Mexicans other than Alba work in the industry… I have barely any memory of Mandy Moore, or what she’s done, who she’s done, when she did it, I wasn’t a fan I guess….but in her defence I don’t have a memory of really anything in my life, seriously, I forget all things, from names, to people, to days, to not showing my dick to strangers in the park…sometimes I even forget the drink I drug at the bar – and end up date raping myself…the simple things…it could be alcoholism, I think it’s dementia, no one cares about me….so back to Mandy….the kind of girl who by the looks of her is older and unassuming, probably 40 now, who took her money and just chilled the fuck out and lived life without the celebrity bullshit because the celebrity bullshit is just bullshit…and you wouldn’t even recognize her on the street…I mean you’d recognize her on the street – you’ve got the life sized doll of her in your closet that you fuck and cuddle and cry on…but the average person wouldn’t recognize her – and that’s probably the best feeling, unless you’re a vapid cunt who craves all the attention – you know what most of these bitches are…I guess dont worry – there’s snapchat for that. Snapchat where she posts bikini pics…shitty bikini pics…but more bikini pic than you’ve had of her in years… The post Mandy Moore’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mandy Moore’s Bikini of the Day