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Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is back in conversation because she’s fucking Ariana Grande’s boyfriend from SNL and her very loyal, weirdo, pervert fans are very mad about it… So in the last few months, we’ve seen more of Kate Beckinsale than for the years before….since Underworld…her movie franchise that probably made her a ton of money, not that she needed money, her parents were rich and famous in their own right, and so was her husband who she got knocked up by 18 years ago…where she created Lily Mo Sheen….Charlie Sheen’s child…CLICK TO SEE Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex Making her a weird science experiment, which her virgin nerd fans embraced and loved….firstly as someone from the UK, she’s supposed to genetically not be able to get hot…the UK generally an ugly place with bad teeth and grey skin….at least outside of London in the countryside amongst the working class…just a bunch of gloomy fucking Chimney sweepers who eat nothing but potatoes and stew while chainsmoking…..and secondly as a mom who had her vagina ripped out of her to create a child….only to become a nerd icon… It’s a weird story, but she’ got big cleavage, still looks good and here she is out there getting noticed… Some say you can see her nipple, I am not some….I don’t see shit…but Kate Beckinsale and for her fans…that is always enough…you fucking weirdos. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is making out with her lover Pete Davidson. She’s 45 and her probablly has a huge cock and celebs are weirdos who do weird things… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life…. I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death… And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck… Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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Laragh McCann Nipples in Elle France of the Day

Laragh McCann’s name reminds me of a bitch on her period, trying to use code words to let me know that if I take her home tonight, I’m gonna either be destroying some bed sheets, or leaving my dick a fucking bloody mess that looks like a murder weapon….you know pulling tampons out with my teeth and shit….because when a bitch is on her period….she’s always horny….and more importantly…when she’s bleeding, always lubricated…something that rarely happens when a girl realizes she’s having sex with me….unless of course she’s on La Rag….. Either way, she’s some irish model I never heard of, she’s in Elle France and she’s in this vintage looking lingerie that reminds me of what the pussy Mick Jagger used to fuck in his manor in the countryside in the 60s….when lingerie was less about function….without pads, pars, wires and straps….just sheer, sexy, simple and elegant…..and I dig it…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Green exercise healthier than techno-sweat

Where you exercise turns out to have measurable effects on physical and mental health. Exercising in a healthy, green environment significantly lowers blood pressure, increases self-esteem and has a positive significant effect on 4 of 6 mood measures, according to new research published in the International Journal of Environmental Health Research . Subjects who watched pleasant rural images while running on a treadmill experienced greater health boosts than runners who saw negative urban images. Treadmill runners were shown one of four different types of scenes—”rural pleasant,” “rural unpleasant,” “urban pleasant” or “urban unpleasant”—before being screened for blood pressure and mood factors. Researchers noted the environment’s clear effect on subjects’ health: Exercise alone significantly reduced blood pressure, increased self-esteem, and had a positive significant effect on 4 of 6 mood measures. Both rural and urban pleasant scenes produced a significantly greater positive effect on self-esteem than the exercise-only control. This shows the synergistic effect of green exercise in both rural and urban environments. By contrast, both rural and urban unpleasant scenes reduced the positive effects of exercise on self-esteem. The rural unpleasant scenes had the most dramatic effect, depressing the beneficial effects of exercise on three different measures of mood. It appears that threats to the countryside depicted in rural unpleasant scenes have a greater negative effect on mood than already urban unpleasant scenes. Looking ahead, the researchers pointed out the implications of green exercise on society as a whole, noting the importance of such projects as healthy walking projects; exercise by prescription; healthy school environments; healthy travel to school projects; green views in hospitals, city farms and community gardens; urban green space; and outdoor leisure activities in the countryside. Our prescription for a great weekend? A long walk, taken with a heaping spoonful of “rural pleasant.” To your health! (Photo credit: a2td, SXC )

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