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Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is back in conversation because she’s fucking Ariana Grande’s boyfriend from SNL and her very loyal, weirdo, pervert fans are very mad about it… So in the last few months, we’ve seen more of Kate Beckinsale than for the years before….since Underworld…her movie franchise that probably made her a ton of money, not that she needed money, her parents were rich and famous in their own right, and so was her husband who she got knocked up by 18 years ago…where she created Lily Mo Sheen….Charlie Sheen’s child…CLICK TO SEE Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex Making her a weird science experiment, which her virgin nerd fans embraced and loved….firstly as someone from the UK, she’s supposed to genetically not be able to get hot…the UK generally an ugly place with bad teeth and grey skin….at least outside of London in the countryside amongst the working class…just a bunch of gloomy fucking Chimney sweepers who eat nothing but potatoes and stew while chainsmoking…..and secondly as a mom who had her vagina ripped out of her to create a child….only to become a nerd icon… It’s a weird story, but she’ got big cleavage, still looks good and here she is out there getting noticed… Some say you can see her nipple, I am not some….I don’t see shit…but Kate Beckinsale and for her fans…that is always enough…you fucking weirdos. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is making out with her lover Pete Davidson. She’s 45 and her probablly has a huge cock and celebs are weirdos who do weird things… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day

I wrote a riveting piece, I call it a Think Piece, or maybe it was an OP ED….you know since I am a very very important JOURNALIST….and WRITER…who WRITES for a website that I publish making me neither a Journalist or a Writer…despite the fact that my fingers are arthritic from typing…it’s just a long form, overly motivated version of TROLLING, which is kind of funny considering how lazy I am…but thanks to a series of events I happen to be here…. That said, I wrote a riveting piece on Amber Heard, the stepmother from hell who destroyed this girl’s dad….and I am more interested in the bi-product of the broken dad that comes in the form of a half European who is now seeing Euro Success…with acting in European movies, modelling for European brands, probably a big star in Europe thanks to her mom’s fame and her dad’s super fame, and her being raised in their Countryside as one of their own….because she’s hot…in a sheer shirt or nothing…she’s a hit and I am a fan… So here’s some Lily Rose Depp to look at for all you weird Johnny Depp fans…and/or perverts who like young hot rich kids raised real fucking spoiled…. Take it in. Then jerk off to it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Prince George Portraits: Three Christmas Photos Revealed By Prince William, Kate Middleton!

Christmas came early this weekend for Prince George fans, as his proud parents Prince William and Kate Middleton released three holiday photos of their son. The cute pictures offer a glimpse at three new faces of the young royal: Prince George Portraits: Christmas 2014 1. Prince George: A Portrait A portrait of the young Prince George. He’s very handsome, that future king. Between the all-knowing smirk, the inquisitive sideways glance, the cheeky grin and the rosy cheeks, Prince George certainly does not lack for personality. The shots were taken last month by Ed Lane Fox, Prince Harry’s private secretary, on some stone steps in a courtyard at London’s Kensington Palace. The adorable future king will be a year and a half old in late January. George, still blond like his dad, dons a navy vest over a white, long-sleeve top, along with shorts with knee high socks and navy leather buckle shoes. His parents “are well aware of the interest in him and are keen to share some special moment in his life,” a palace source said, upon release of the photos. The royal couple saw the Christmas season and the end of the calendar year as the perfect time to update people on the little prince’s progress these days. Sources say the duo is grateful that “their request for Prince George to grow up without intrusion from photography has been, and continues to be, honored.” George, who proud father William revealed earlier this week loves playing on his iPad, recently spent a few days with his grandmother, Carole Middleton . William and his wife, as we know, where on their successful royal visit to New York, a trip that produced the most amazing Kate Middleton side eye GIF . Next up for them? A trip to the countryside where they’ll stay in home, Anmer Hall, and visit Queen Elizabeth II’s Sandringham House for holiday gatherings. See many more wonderful Prince George photos in the gallery below … Prince George: A Young Life in Photos 1. Prince George and Parents Prince George, now one year old, is fascinated by butterflies in this adorable new photo released by the royal family. Parents Kate and William look on proudly.

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Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com

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Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two.. What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant… Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples. I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

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Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life…. I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death… And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck… Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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Laragh McCann Nipples in Elle France of the Day

Laragh McCann’s name reminds me of a bitch on her period, trying to use code words to let me know that if I take her home tonight, I’m gonna either be destroying some bed sheets, or leaving my dick a fucking bloody mess that looks like a murder weapon….you know pulling tampons out with my teeth and shit….because when a bitch is on her period….she’s always horny….and more importantly…when she’s bleeding, always lubricated…something that rarely happens when a girl realizes she’s having sex with me….unless of course she’s on La Rag….. Either way, she’s some irish model I never heard of, she’s in Elle France and she’s in this vintage looking lingerie that reminds me of what the pussy Mick Jagger used to fuck in his manor in the countryside in the 60s….when lingerie was less about function….without pads, pars, wires and straps….just sheer, sexy, simple and elegant…..and I dig it…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Berlinale Dispatch: Do Monks and Nuns Have More Fun? Metéora Ponders the Question

Nothing says “international film festival” like a 9 a.m. goat flaying, as I was reminded at Sunday morning’s screening of Spiros Stathoulopoulos’s Metéora , which is being shown here in competition. Though I wasn’t too happy about the onscreen animal suffering — the actual slaughter of the poor beast may have been simulated, but I’m not sure — I did find the picture bewitching in other ways. I seem to be in the minority on that: Metéora has met with a lot of derisive snorting from many of my colleagues. But I think Stathoulopoulos — a young Greek filmmaker who has made only one previous feature, a real-time picture called PVC-1 — is on to something in this tale of a Russian Orthodox nun and a Greek monk who fall in love and endure the pangs of intertwined passion and guilt. If it’s true that human beings most want what they cannot have, a pretty good-looking nun and a not-so-shabby monk, housed in side-by-side towers of asceticism, have the cards stacked against them. What could be sexier, in a Brother Sun, Sister Moon kind of way? The movie takes its title from the medieval monastery complex Metéora, in Thessaly, a series of structures built on natural sandstone pillars that stretch practically into the clouds. Stathoulopoulos takes some liberties with these structures as they exist in real life: In the movie’s opening moments, he shows them to us as part of a sepia-toned triptych – in his vision, they’re mile-high his-and-hers towers, with a much stubbier stone mountain, topped by a leafy tree, nestled between. The Monk (Theo Alexander), and the Nun (Tamila Koulieva-Karantinaki), have come down from their respective retreats for a meeting in the countryside below: We see them in wide shot — they’re gifting each other with necklaces, or strings of flowers, or something — and hear them exchange austere blessings amid the grass and wildflowers. Then they part: Monk begins climbing the 652 — or something like that — stone steps to the top of the monastery, while Nun must huddle into a little net, which is then raised via a pulley to the treehouse-style convent above. (Later, we see a few hardy sisters working the crank on the contraption — nothing comes easy in the hardscrabble world of religious devotion.) Nun and Monk alternately avoid each other and rush into each other’s company. Like resourceful teenagers, they send signals to each other from their respective cells by bouncing sunlight off the surface of framed devotional pictures. They take delight in a picnic of goat meat (at least we know that poor goat didn’t die in vain), which Monk has prepared with care for his inamorata. Unable to resist her during this lunchtime idyll, he makes his move: She struggles when he first kisses her and then nudges his hand between her thighs, but resistance, as you can imagine, is futile. Hot monk-on-nun action is inevitable, but Stathoulopoulos approaches it delicately, as if it were an ascent to grace instead of a fall from it. Maybe Metéora is, all in all, a little too tasteful. The filmmaking is restrained and austere — a colleague of mine called it “too artisanal,” and I know what he means. But the film doesn’t seem arid — it’s as if Stathoulopoulos is trying to work a kind of divine sublimation, perhaps only semi-successfully, but at times his picture does achieve a kind of burnished gold glow, like the halo on one of the stiffly painted medieval saints. In fact, Stathoulopoulos shows a strong attraction to all that strange, flat religious art. Even though Metéora is set in the present day, we don’t know it until we see the nuns hauling their foodstuffs in plastic milk crates. Stathoulopoulos is going for the full-on medieval vibe here, but he modernizes it with a charming touch: Here and there he illustrates the story of our Nun and Monk with animated Byzantine icons — they move stiffly, like paper cutouts, but the effect only underscores the characters’ all-too-human frailty and uncertainty. In one of these animated segments, Monk, with Nun’s assistance, approaches Christ on the crucifix and drives nails into his palms; the sea of blood that flows from the wounds spreads into a sea of stylized curlicues that overwhelms our two already overwhelmed protagonists. The symbolism is obvious, but its over-the-top quality is what’s glorious about it. Stathoulopoulos doesn’t always go for broke in Metéora : He’s feeling his way toward the sweet spot between secular and sacred passion, and maybe, in the end, he doesn’t quite find it. But if you’ve ever felt a vaguely naughty thrill while looking at religious art – if, say, you’ve ever had an “I’ll have what she’s having” moment while looking at Bernini’s Ecstasy of St. Teresa — you don’t have a dirty mind. You’re simply seeing what’s clearly there. Religious fervor plus guilt can be a pretty hot equation. And if your Monk can cook, you’re golden. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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New Chic Travel Accessories by Jendarling Offer Alternative to Plastic Garment Bags

Photo: Jendarling Bags We’ve covered Jendarling’s organic garment bags before. But with the holiday/travel season in full swing, their new chic Chelsea Girl collection , comprised of non-plastic garment and travel bags, is right on cue. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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