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Rainn Wilson Misses Flight, EVISCERATES U.S. Airways on Twitter

Rainn Wilson is not happy. The man who has delighted us with The Office quotes for nine seasons as Dwight K. Schrute has now provided some classic one-liners of a different note. Rainn took to Twitter Friday to go absolutely go off on U.S. Airways after he and six other cast members missed their connecting flight to Scranton, Pa. This happened after it left before the scheduled departure time. One could say that the airline – in honor of Adele’s birthday today – set fire to the Rainn. “So ‪@USAirways just screwed me & half the cast of The Office ,” he wrote. “Conctng flight left BEFORE departure time. Sorry Scranton won’t see u til tom.” ‬ And he wasn’t even close to finished. “I’m going to REALLY enjoy trying to convince 3.5 million twinions not to fly ‪@USAirways b/c of their sh-tty service,” the 47-year-old actor went on. “We’re being forced to rent cars and drive to Scranton from Philly. Does the CEO of ‪@USAirways want to join us? I will fondle him angrily.” ‬‬ And still, he wasn’t close to done. “The plane was a 20 seater, missing 7 people who had obviously just landed & it leaves 10 minutes EARLY! ‪@USAirways,” Wilson Tweeted, incredulously. “I’m going to take a dump on a ‪@USAirways plane’s windshield.” “In the shape of the ‪@Delta logo.”‬‬‬ For what it’s worth, Rainn did get there by Saturday. He posted a photo on Instagram of a fan’s tattoo of his face on her foot writing, “Only in Scranton.” According to WDBJ-TV, thousands attended the show’s wrap party in the hardscrabble Pennsylvania city that is home to the show’s paper company. Scranton held a parade, street festival and farewell celebration in honor of Rainn and his co-stars, which is so cool that not even US Airways could ruin it.

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1 Through 11: Let’s Rank the Feature Films of David Lynch

Because it went so well the last time we tried this: What’s David Lynch’s best feature-length film? His worst? And where do the rest fall in between? The answers are obvious: 11. Inland Empire 10. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me 9. Dune 8. Lost Highway 7. The Straight Story 6. Eraserhead 5. Wild at Heart 4. Twin Peaks (pilot) 3. Mulholland Drive 2. Blue Velvet 1. The Elephant Man Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer: History Lessen

Here’s a trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter , the forthcoming Timur Bekmambetov film featuring our 16th president as an axe-wielding killer of the undead. There’s not much more to say that you can’t derive from the super slo-mo, mega-loud hyperviolence promised herein. America’s youth has got to get its history from somewhere, I guess. The film opens June 22.

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Berlinale Dispatch: Do Monks and Nuns Have More Fun? Metéora Ponders the Question

Nothing says “international film festival” like a 9 a.m. goat flaying, as I was reminded at Sunday morning’s screening of Spiros Stathoulopoulos’s Metéora , which is being shown here in competition. Though I wasn’t too happy about the onscreen animal suffering — the actual slaughter of the poor beast may have been simulated, but I’m not sure — I did find the picture bewitching in other ways. I seem to be in the minority on that: Metéora has met with a lot of derisive snorting from many of my colleagues. But I think Stathoulopoulos — a young Greek filmmaker who has made only one previous feature, a real-time picture called PVC-1 — is on to something in this tale of a Russian Orthodox nun and a Greek monk who fall in love and endure the pangs of intertwined passion and guilt. If it’s true that human beings most want what they cannot have, a pretty good-looking nun and a not-so-shabby monk, housed in side-by-side towers of asceticism, have the cards stacked against them. What could be sexier, in a Brother Sun, Sister Moon kind of way? The movie takes its title from the medieval monastery complex Metéora, in Thessaly, a series of structures built on natural sandstone pillars that stretch practically into the clouds. Stathoulopoulos takes some liberties with these structures as they exist in real life: In the movie’s opening moments, he shows them to us as part of a sepia-toned triptych – in his vision, they’re mile-high his-and-hers towers, with a much stubbier stone mountain, topped by a leafy tree, nestled between. The Monk (Theo Alexander), and the Nun (Tamila Koulieva-Karantinaki), have come down from their respective retreats for a meeting in the countryside below: We see them in wide shot — they’re gifting each other with necklaces, or strings of flowers, or something — and hear them exchange austere blessings amid the grass and wildflowers. Then they part: Monk begins climbing the 652 — or something like that — stone steps to the top of the monastery, while Nun must huddle into a little net, which is then raised via a pulley to the treehouse-style convent above. (Later, we see a few hardy sisters working the crank on the contraption — nothing comes easy in the hardscrabble world of religious devotion.) Nun and Monk alternately avoid each other and rush into each other’s company. Like resourceful teenagers, they send signals to each other from their respective cells by bouncing sunlight off the surface of framed devotional pictures. They take delight in a picnic of goat meat (at least we know that poor goat didn’t die in vain), which Monk has prepared with care for his inamorata. Unable to resist her during this lunchtime idyll, he makes his move: She struggles when he first kisses her and then nudges his hand between her thighs, but resistance, as you can imagine, is futile. Hot monk-on-nun action is inevitable, but Stathoulopoulos approaches it delicately, as if it were an ascent to grace instead of a fall from it. Maybe Metéora is, all in all, a little too tasteful. The filmmaking is restrained and austere — a colleague of mine called it “too artisanal,” and I know what he means. But the film doesn’t seem arid — it’s as if Stathoulopoulos is trying to work a kind of divine sublimation, perhaps only semi-successfully, but at times his picture does achieve a kind of burnished gold glow, like the halo on one of the stiffly painted medieval saints. In fact, Stathoulopoulos shows a strong attraction to all that strange, flat religious art. Even though Metéora is set in the present day, we don’t know it until we see the nuns hauling their foodstuffs in plastic milk crates. Stathoulopoulos is going for the full-on medieval vibe here, but he modernizes it with a charming touch: Here and there he illustrates the story of our Nun and Monk with animated Byzantine icons — they move stiffly, like paper cutouts, but the effect only underscores the characters’ all-too-human frailty and uncertainty. In one of these animated segments, Monk, with Nun’s assistance, approaches Christ on the crucifix and drives nails into his palms; the sea of blood that flows from the wounds spreads into a sea of stylized curlicues that overwhelms our two already overwhelmed protagonists. The symbolism is obvious, but its over-the-top quality is what’s glorious about it. Stathoulopoulos doesn’t always go for broke in Metéora : He’s feeling his way toward the sweet spot between secular and sacred passion, and maybe, in the end, he doesn’t quite find it. But if you’ve ever felt a vaguely naughty thrill while looking at religious art – if, say, you’ve ever had an “I’ll have what she’s having” moment while looking at Bernini’s Ecstasy of St. Teresa — you don’t have a dirty mind. You’re simply seeing what’s clearly there. Religious fervor plus guilt can be a pretty hot equation. And if your Monk can cook, you’re golden. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Keyshia Cole Eyeing Tour With Nicki Minaj

‘I would love to go out with Nicki,’ singer says on Ustream. By Mawuse Ziegbe Keyshia Cole Photo: Frank Micelotta/ Getty Images As she preps for a tour to support her latest release, Calling All Hearts, Keyshia Cole is calling up some of her soulful friends to possibly hit the road with her next year. The “Long Way Down” songstress took to Ustream on Tuesday, when her album dropped, to chop it up with fans, and mentioned she plans to head out on a trek in the spring but hasn’t yet decided on an R&B-heavy tour roster or a hip-hop/soul outing alongside Young Money diva Nicki Minaj . “[I’ll go on tour] in March. We’ll probably start promoting sometime in January, probably the end of January. We’re trying to figure out who I’m gonna go on the road with. I had a conversation with Monica about a week ago about it and I told her I would love for her to come, and Faith [Evans] and Melanie Fiona and also Tank — just to add some kind of other flavor in there. But if not, if we don’t do that tour, then it will probably be me and Nicki Minaj,” she said. “I mean, I would love to go out with Nicki, so we’ll see which one happens.” The songstress also opened about her relationship with her “I Ain’t Thru” collaborator, Minaj , explaining that the two can relate due to their hardscrabble backgrounds. Cole, who is four albums into her career, said she often doles out props to Minaj as the lyricist continues her ascent to superstardom. “We’re cool, we’re buddies,” she said. “I see things on TV and I just call her to say congratulations, and stuff like that. I’ll send her an email. I think she’s great. I got love for Nicki. To be honest, she’s a young girl that comes up the same kind of way I came up. We can relate in so many different ways, I’m very proud of her. Who do you want to see Keyshia Cole hit the road with? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Keyshia Cole Nicki Minaj

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