Em Rat Cow is dressed like some homeless orphan in some Charles Dickens story…layers and layers of covered the fuck up as a passive aggressive “go fuck yourself you fucking fans, I am more than just tits”… But after much thought, much analysis, much field work and interviews of people in my head…we have collectively decided – no she’s not more than tits. Sure she can want to be an actor, stealing jobs from actors, because she’s got a following on social media the producers assume mean she’ll fill seats…but you can’t jerk off in the kind of theaters her movies are shown in, at least not legally, because I’ve proven you can jerk off anywhere if they police don’t catch you, even though her skill set and talent would make you think she should be shown in the theaters you can jerk off in….but I guess her scam has kept her out of porn…but it definitely should keep her out of clothing…because when in clothing you can see how much she really doesn’t matter… The post Em Rat Cow Forgets Her Roots of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to Headkrack, Mary J. Blige is back in the studio. MJB fans will remember her 12th studio album, The London Sessions that she dropped last year along with a documentary about its making. While the album was chock full of good stuff, it was full of club and dance hits, as well as some material […]
The ultimate girl’s getaway is set to be some of the best fun you’ve had in the theaters in awhile, as Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Regina Hall are all confirmed to star in the upcoming film Girl Trip. As reported by Shadow and Act, the Universal Pictures release will be helmed by The Best […]
I haven’t seen the movie Spring Breakers. Originally, I was planning on going so that I can check out Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens look and act like amazing sl%ts, but after seeing this photoshoot of Ashley Benson in Nylon Magazine, there is now one more reason for me to get my ass to the theater and watch this silly movie. Speaking of which is it still in the theaters?
Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat… This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…
Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat… This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…
The last few weeks have seen a bit of back and forth about how Lionsgate would release The Expendables ; to hear producer Avi Lerner tell it , test audiences would have at least some influence on the rating depending on their reactions to PG-13- and R-rated cuts. But more evidence emerged today that the film will arrive in the theaters the way Sylvester Stallone intended. And I think we all know what he intended.
Here's the trailer for Zack Snyder's animated 3D feature about a school for orphaned owls. Looks epic, but owl it do in the theaters? The Best Links: Vocal Talents: Helen Mirren, Emilie De Ravin, Hugo Weaving, Sam Neill, Geoffrey Rush, and Abbie Cornish Legend of the Guardians Photos: First Look Legend of the Guardians Trailer Out a Day Early “Guardians is a cross between Watership Down and The Lord of the Rings.” Watchmen Sex Scene Watch
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