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Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day

It’s unfortunate that despite how broken down Kourtney Kardashian is, her drunk isn’t the beginning of the end for the family…even if she went off her rails and died in a drunk driving accident that killed a bunch of pre-schoolers including her own…the Kardashians would live on…Even if she went completely off the rails and got into mind altering drugs…or heroin or anything that made her manic..and she decided to kill off the family, to rid the world of the evil she felt guilty for…she’s probably only get through few of them before being taken out…thank to the mom’s active uterus…and widespread babies everywhere…they are impossible to get into the same room… So this picture of her face…wasted…is nothing more than something to laugh at…which is too bad…because this good be so much more….like her dying… The post Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day

I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain… That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions.. Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it… Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne… All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram. The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day

Low rent model, Dani Thorne, is in a low rent Photoshoot, for what I assume is a low rent campaign, for a low rent company, or a low rent photographer, who like Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the mix, with what we can assume was a little jealousy, before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model for instagram, than a Disney Star…or whatever Bella Thorne is…becasue instagram is EVERYTHING…assholes.. I prefer when they ARE IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …but only because I have an sister fetish…. The post Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New Our Idiot Brother Trailer: Will Paul Rudd Be Your Favorite Moron?

The Sundance comedy Our Idiot Brother is pretty much perfectly cast: From the titular Paul Rudd role to the hard-edged Elizabeth Banks part to the hipster Zooey Deschanel character, everyone is just right and apparently unafraid of typecasting. In this new trailer, Rudd harries his three sisters (Banks, Deschanel, and typically prickly Emily Mortimer), and Rashida Jones rushes in to act as a saving grace.

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