A new Star Trek Into Darkness clip has landed. In it, Kirk and Spock argue about whether their ship will fit through a tiny crevasse. I’m guessing it will. Star Trek Into Darkness Clip – Second Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Benedict Cumberbatch star in the sequel to 2009’s Star Trek reboot. This time, when Starfleet is attacked, the Enterprise crew embarks on a manhunt to take down the person responsible. Alice Eve, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin, John Cho, and Simon Pegg also star. J.J. Abrams directs the film, which will hit theaters May 17.
Lauryn , girl you better come up with that money in two weeks or Uncle Sam is putting your a** in jail for real this time! Lauryn Hill Avoids Jail Time For Now According to TMZ Lauryn Hill just bought herself a couple weeks of freedom. The music legend was to be sentenced to prison today after pleading guilty to blowing off her 2005-2007 tax returns … but the sentencing was moved to May 6 to give Lauryn a chance to repay a chunk of her $968,000 tax debt. Hill’s attorney said the singer recently signed a million-dollar recording deal with Sony … she was also planning to take out a $650,000 loan to put toward the bill. Hill faces several years in prison … but her attorney is hoping for probation. Get it together Lauryn, with that pretty brown skin and soulful voice we don’t want you ending up someone’s b****. Wenn
Here is Kim Kardashian out house hunting in LA with one of “besties” Rachel Roy . Kimmy Cakes, 32, is now finally divorced and moving on with her life, however, father of her unborn child, Kanye West, has been M.I.A. for majority of her pregnancy. Hopefully Yeezy is really just “busy with work” and not avoiding being with his babymama in her time of need. Peep more shots of Kim and Rachel below: GSI Media
This mom needs her a** whooped and thrown underneath the jail! Mom Accused Of Letting Her Kids Shoot Residents With BB Guns According to Raw Story: A 43-year-old Long Island woman is accused of driving her children around various neighborhoods for weeks as they shot at residents’ cars using a BB gun. WCBS-TV reported on Saturday that Susan Becker was arraigned on charges of criminal mischief and endangering the welfare of a child, following her arrest on Friday. Suffolk County police said Becker is accused of driving her 13-year-old son and her 15-year-old daughter, as well as another 15-year-old boy, around the Islandia, Hauppauge and Commack areas as they shot at cars over the past two weeks. Becker is also accused of providing the BB gun used in the incidents. Authorities said there have been 60 reports of damaged vehicles during that time. “It’s more than just a window breaking or the damage of window or a car,” said one resident, Michelle Delarosa. “You could have actually hurt someone.” Meanwhile, Becker’s neighbor, Wendy Morelli, came to her defense in an interview with WNBC-TV. “There must be something to it that’s missing in the story, that we don’t know about,” Morelli said. “She just wouldn’t do something like that.” SMH! Maybe she forgot to take her medication. RawStory
Nene girl if he don’t sign the prenup, we would let him go! Nene Leakes Wants Husband To Sign Prenup According to The National Enquirer: NeNe, 45, and Gregg, 58, a real estate developer, were married for nearly 14 years before she filed for divorce in 2010. He fought hard to win her back, and earlier this year they joyously revealed they were engaged to be remarried. But NeNe, who’s worth an estimated $4.5 million, had second thoughts after getting a fat raise – from $750,000 to $1 million – for Season 6 of the hit Bravo series. The feisty performer also has income from roles on “The New Normal” and “Glee” and wants to make sure her good fortune doesn’t become a payday for Gregg if they split again. “NeNe loves Gregg and hopes their marriage will last this time, but if it doesn’t work out she wants him to walk away only with what he’s bringing into it,” a family friend revealed. “She says she earned what she’s got by herself, and is demanding Gregg sign a prenup or there won’t be a wedding.” The first time around, the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, and Gregg is said to be insulted she’s now asking for one. “He feels he has always supported NeNe,” explained the friend. “Their divorce was not about spending too much or stealing from her, so he doesn’t think he needs a piece of paper to show he won’t take advantage.” NeNe first met Gregg in 1996. A year later, the single mom married the developer and they had a son. But during their marriage, Gregg encountered painful financial problems. He claimed on the reality show that he had invested a whopping $300,000 in NeNe’s career, and that remark led to a huge blowout which marked the beginning of the end of their marriage. “NeNe has written a memoir called ‘Never Make the Same Mistakes Twice,’ and she says she’s determined to live by that today,” noted the friend. “The prenup is not up for discussion. If Gregg doesn’t sign on the dotted line, NeNe won’t be saying ‘I do.’ Do you think their marriage will last this time around? WENN
Harrison Ford may look grumpy as hell, but the man has a fine-tuned sense of humor. Once again, the 42 actor has some fun with his Star Wars wingWookiee Chewbacca on Jimmy Kimmel Live . I was hoping that this time Ford would be furious at Chewy for roping him into celebrating Life Day on the much-maligned Star Wars Holiday Special , but Kimmel’s writers stuck to the running joke that the Wookiee had an affair with Ford’s wife. The costumed geeks having to ask non-Star Wars questions is a lovely touch, too. Here’s the clip: Chewing Up Chewy And this is what happened the last time Ford appeared on the show. The Cowboys & Aliens lines are particularly funny in retrospect given the movie’s dismal box-office performance. Daniel Craig Is My Wookiee Bitch Now! More on Harrison Ford & Star Wars : Harrison Ford Might Return As Han Solo − And Die Happy Harrison Ford’s Long History of Hating Star Wars [ Vanity Fair ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.
I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.
Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies. Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted. So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.
Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies. Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted. So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.
