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Jaden Smith Music Video For “Scarface” [Video]

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Jaden Smith Music Video For “Scarface” [Video]

White Privilege: Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s No Racist But A Victim

White Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s Not Racist A white idiot who threw a banana peel at comedian Dave Chapelle during a performance now says he’s no racist. Right. Via Raw Story : A white, self-described “eccentric” Santa Fe man denied it was racist when he heckled black comedian Dave Chappelle by throwing a banana peel at him on stage. In fact, Christian Englander said it was he who was victimized by Chappelle, who he claimed swore at him after the incident, according to the Santa Fe New Mexican. Englander, 31, has been charged with battery and disturbing the peace, both misdemeanors, according to the paper. He is accused of throwing the peel during a March performance at the Lensic Performing Arts Center in Santa Fe. “To me, it wasn’t a violent act, and I never meant to hurt anyone,” Englander, who considers himself an artist and aspiring clown, told the paper. “In comedy, you get heckled. It seems to me that comes with the job. You heckle to engage. It puts the comedian on the edge. It puts them on their toes.” He told the paper that after his performance, the world-famous Chappelle headed to the police station where Englander was taken to tell him throwing the peel was racist, and when Englander disagreed, Chappelle began hurling obscenities at him. Englander has expressed interest in taking a plea deal to avoid a trial, though jury selection is currently set for September. His attorney, Roderick Thompson, said if Chappelle doesn’t testify, the case should be thrown out. Englander threw yet another banana peel at a different African-American man in a scuffle that started when it became apparent the man, 39-year-old Jay Wills, was offended by the Chappelle incident. If this guy was Black he probably would have been shot by police or murdered in jail for throwing the banana peel.

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White Privilege: Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s No Racist But A Victim

White Privilege: Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s No Racist But A Victim

White Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s Not Racist A white idiot who threw a banana peel at comedian Dave Chapelle during a performance now says he’s no racist. Right. Via Raw Story : A white, self-described “eccentric” Santa Fe man denied it was racist when he heckled black comedian Dave Chappelle by throwing a banana peel at him on stage. In fact, Christian Englander said it was he who was victimized by Chappelle, who he claimed swore at him after the incident, according to the Santa Fe New Mexican. Englander, 31, has been charged with battery and disturbing the peace, both misdemeanors, according to the paper. He is accused of throwing the peel during a March performance at the Lensic Performing Arts Center in Santa Fe. “To me, it wasn’t a violent act, and I never meant to hurt anyone,” Englander, who considers himself an artist and aspiring clown, told the paper. “In comedy, you get heckled. It seems to me that comes with the job. You heckle to engage. It puts the comedian on the edge. It puts them on their toes.” He told the paper that after his performance, the world-famous Chappelle headed to the police station where Englander was taken to tell him throwing the peel was racist, and when Englander disagreed, Chappelle began hurling obscenities at him. Englander has expressed interest in taking a plea deal to avoid a trial, though jury selection is currently set for September. His attorney, Roderick Thompson, said if Chappelle doesn’t testify, the case should be thrown out. Englander threw yet another banana peel at a different African-American man in a scuffle that started when it became apparent the man, 39-year-old Jay Wills, was offended by the Chappelle incident. If this guy was Black he probably would have been shot by police or murdered in jail for throwing the banana peel.

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White Privilege: Man Who Threw Banana Peel At Dave Chapelle Says He’s No Racist But A Victim

Random Ridiculousness: Woman Fakes Having Cancer And Scams Community Out Of $21K In Donations

What type of lowlife fakes cancer for donation money? Woman Fakes Cancer To Get Donations The fawked up part is, there are people with cancer who could really use that money. According to NY Daily News: Mindy Taylor wanted others to have a heart but didn’t appear to have one for anyone else. The 35-year-old married mother from Chillicothe, Ohio has been charged with felony theft after allegedly posing as a cancer patient and weaseling thousands of dollars in donations in a scheme said to have fooled her own family. The disturbing revelations of Taylor’s tear-jerker were revealed earlier this month after an anonymous tipster led to her surprisingly cancer-free medical records being subpoenaed, the Columbus Dispatch reported. By then, Taylor — who had claimed to be undergoing vigorous chemotherapy while fighting not only cancer of the small intestine but heart disease and lupus — had reportedly amassed at least $21,000 in donations. Ross County Prosecutor Matt Schmidt expressed his belief to the Dispatch that Taylor’s alleged pity party was quite possibly not all for cash. “I think she’s a hypochondriac and that she enjoyed the attention. Even now,” he told the paper. “Negative attention is still attention, right?” Her attorney, Jeff Benson, argued that she is sick. With what, he doesn’t appear to be so sure. If she needed money, she should have gotten off of her lazy azz and worked for it.

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Fakes Having Cancer And Scams Community Out Of $21K In Donations

Kids Ain’t Isht: Florida Student Attempts To Poison His Teacher By Putting Hand Sanitizer In Her Diet Coke

SMH !!! Florida Student Attempts To Put Hand Sanitizer In Diet Coke Via AP reports: A Florida teenager is accused of trying to poison his teacher by putting hand sanitizer in her Diet Coke. The Northwest Florida Daily News reports that the 15-year-old was arrested Tuesday and charged with poisoning his teacher’s drink. The charge is a first-degree felony. Walton County Superintendent of Schools Carlene Anderson told the paper that the teacher is fine, though she became physically ill and went to the hospital after drinking the tainted soda. Anderson says South Walton High School officials told her the boy is a prankster who didn’t intend for the teacher get sick. In addition to his arrest, the teen has been suspended from school and faces an expulsion hearing. Stay classy Florida!!

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Kids Ain’t Isht: Florida Student Attempts To Poison His Teacher By Putting Hand Sanitizer In Her Diet Coke

It Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It: Justin Bieber Seen Leaving Brazilian Brothel?

Justin Bieber Seen Leaving Brothel Justin did make it rain on a big booty pole dancer so making it rain in the brothel isn’t far fetched. According to Page Six: Blame it on Rio! Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday — but photographers caught him red-handed. The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro — before leaving with two women, sources said. He jumped into the back seat of a car while the women, who covered their faces, were put in SUVs and escorted back to his hotel. Bieber’s security team covered him with a bedsheet bearing the sex den’s logo as he walked out of the establishment — and one of his handlers sprayed photographers with water, demanding they stop snapping, sources said. The fotogs, who had been tipped off about Bieber’s visit to the whorehouse, confirmed it was the singer through his security team. The Biebs was also identified by his gray wraparound wrist tattoo, which is visible in some photos, and his signature sneakers, sources said. Bieber was later kicked out of the hotel for breaking rules, the Brazilian news Web site EGO reported. But another source insisted that Bieber left because hordes of fans mobbed the place, a creating a “security issue.’’ SMH. Sources at the hotel claimed he and his crew had for days been partying, doing drugs and disturbing people, according to EGO. The singer, who had been staying at the upscale Copacabana Palace hotel in southern Rio, moved his entourage to a rented mansion in a gated community, the site ¬reported. A spokesman for Bieber declined comment. Bieber’s trip to the brothel comes after he allegedly spent the night with a hooker in Panama last week, the Panamanian newspaper Cronicas reported. A prostitute told the paper that Biebs paid her $500 for sex after the two met at a nightclub in Panama City. He took her back to his hotel room and the two smoked weed, she told the paper. After the sex, he returned her to the club, where she met back up with friends, she said. Fans slammed the star via Twitter on Saturday, saying he’s too caught up in partying and sex. “Justin bieber has officially lost it,” tweeted @Nessa1Glee. Said @zeenieinabottle: “Don’t wanna hear him, see him, nothing. So done. This is absolutely disgusting.” The singer also took to Twitter, denying he hired hookers. “Please stop believing rumors, they are just that. bs rumors, getting tired of it, no truth to them. moving on now. seriously moving on,’’ he tweeted. As long as he straps up, who can judge him? Fame Flynet Continue reading

Congratulations: Simon Cowell And His Knocked Up Girlfriend To Welcome Baby Boy

Now that all the shady isht is out the way, they can welcome their bundle of joy. Simon Cowell To Welcome Son Somewhere her ex-husband is weeping. According to Radar Online Simon Cowell is stocking up on lots of really tiny blue V-neck shirts. The X Factor judge is expecting a boy with his friend with benefits turned baby mama, Lauren Silverman, the NY Daily News reports. “He is over the moon to be having a son,” a source told the paper’s Confidenti@l columnists Lachlan Cartwright and Brian Niemietz. The child is due in February. Lauren already has a son with her ex-husband, Andrew Silverman. Simon has described the experience of seeing the ultrasound scan as a “surreal” experience. “You literally see this thing which is now alive moving around,” he said. Congratz again. Wenn/Fame Flynet Continue reading

Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” Get Illustrated [Photos]

Ever thought what would Jay-Z’s “99 Problems,” look like if they were illustrated? Artist Ali Graham has done just that with a daily illustration blog. Continue

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Jesus Take The Steel: Chicago-Area Teen Tweets “Mass Homicide” Threats If George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty!

We all knew some dumb isht like this was gonna pop off sooner or later…

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Jesus Take The Steel: Chicago-Area Teen Tweets “Mass Homicide” Threats If George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty!

Vegan Flips Out After Being Denied Discount For Bringing Own Pasta to Restaurant

A vegan who brings his own pasta to restaurants to ensure he eats only 100 percent whole grains flipped out when he was charged full-price for his dish. Jack Litsky and his wife went to a Monticello, N.J. eatery, where they often bring their own pasta and were expecting a discount because they usually get one. Instead, the couple was charged $24 per entree. They also weren’t allowed to use a $50 coupon. “The owner said, ‘You come in on a Saturday night and order a custom meal. I have to charge you extra,'” Litsky told the Newark Star-Ledger . “I said, ‘But you’ve already set the precedent where you charged me a lot less on several occasions,’ and she said that was the old manager’s decision.” “She said ‘this is the new price.'” The patrons caused a scene – so much so that the police were called – and Litsky said that the authorities threatened to arrest him for “theft of services.” He decided to pay the bill. The restaurant owner told the paper that Litsky is mistaken about receiving discounts in the past, however as a sign of good faith, they refunded him $12. The moral of the story? Even an innocuous beef over vegan recipes can turn ugly, but cooler heads can always prevail before anyone gets arrested.

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Vegan Flips Out After Being Denied Discount For Bringing Own Pasta to Restaurant