Breaking up is never easy. Especially when you fail to heed the importance of Spellcheck . But splitting with your significant other can be hilarious, as these text messages prove . It can also be a way to test your creativity, whether you choose to break your loved one’s heart into a million piece via a poem, a box of pizza or some of his/her favorite song lyrics. So sit back, consider the following options once you’ve made up your mind to end it and remember: food is the best way into a guy’s heart… and also out of it. 9 Creative Ways to Break Someone’s Heart 1. A Delicious Dumping On one hand, you’re now single. On the other… you don’t need to share!
Elsa Pataky married Chris Hemsworth in 2010 and she’s been a non-stop baby-making machine ever since. In March of this year, the couple welcomed their second and third children as Pataky gave birth to twin boys . Elsa’s no makeup selfie from last month showed that the stress of raising three young kids hasn’t affected the model/actress’ natural beauty. But now she apparently wants to show the world she’s still lookin’ good from the neck down as well. Star magazine reports that while dining at Craig’s in LA recently, Chris and Elsa were overheard arguing about her decision to pose nude for Playboy. “She said it would be a great career move,” reported one eavesdropper. “Chris wanted nothing to do with the conversation. He said it would be inappropriate for a woman with such small kids to pose naked.” But sources say Elsa has her mind made up, and her decision resulted in a “violent outburst” from Chris. “After about 10 minutes of nagging, Chris slammed his fork and knife on his plate and stormed off.” We don’t understand Chris’ reasoning here. He doesn’t want his wife to pose nude because the kids are too young?! Better now than when they’re in high school and have to be teased by relentless MILF jokes. We say go for it, Elsa. Of course, we’re always in favor of nudity, so maybe you shouldn’t listen to us. 44 Stars Who Have Gone Topless in Magazines 1. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic?
Miley Cyrus has already put a fan’s thong in her mouth during a stop on this year’s Bangerz tour. So it only makes sense that the singer would also perform a routine in her underwear. Miley missed a costume change during a show in Milwaukee last night, improvising and simply taking to the stage anyway for a rendition of her hit “23.” In merely a bra and underwear, that is: A fan captured the scantily-clad moment on Twitter, while Cyrus later posted herself. “not a new outfit for 23… I didn’t make my quick change and I couldn’t not come out for the song so I just had to run out in my undies :(” she wrote, adding: “Never happened to me before. But I love my fans as much as they love me! I couldn’t miss 23 ❤️. Show must go on :(” And go on it did, in an unsurprising manner even, considering Miley recently posed with a sex toy and pretended to give a Bill Clinton impersonator oral sex . It’s sort of getting hard for Cyrus to shock us, isn’t it? Heck, we never though we’d get used to shots of Miley Cyrus topless , but alas. Here we are. 9 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. 2. Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Miley Cyrus topless in Vogue Germany. That’s an artistic shot of Miley Cyrus with no top if ever there were such a thing. 3. Miley Cyrus Topless in W Miley Cyrus goes topless in W Magazine. Check out this hot shot of her and two models. 4. Miley Cyrus Topless Pic Miley Cyrus is taking a shower in this photo. But she doesn’t seem to care about privacy. 5. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 6. Miley Cyrus Nude W Cover Miley Cyrus is nude on the cover of W magazine. And apparently eyebrow-less. 7. Miley Cyrus Nude on Wrecking Ball Miley Cyrus nude on a Wrecking Ball. For the video of that name. What else do you need? 8. Miley Cyrus Nude Album Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is naked again. This time on an alternative cover for her new album. 9. Miley Cyrus Nude Shirt Miley Cyrus is naked for a good cause. She appears on this T-shirt in hopes of raising awareness for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Naked GIF Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this GIF. It’s taken from her music video for “Wrecking Ball.”
