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Infomercial Frustration Supercut

A depressing collection of scenes from life before you ordered that amazing product from that infomercial. Life can be so tough and so monochromatic sometimes. Watch

Take Your Kangaroo to Work Day

Google brought a baby kangaroo in a cage to their NY office for the kids to gawk at on Take Your Kid to Work Day. I was kind of hoping for Maru, but I guess this kangaroo will do. The Best Links: Pet Kangaroos Are All the Rage Originally Taken From Kurt Alfred Kluever (Google Employee) on Twitter Google Brings Kangaroo To NY Office via Gothamist Watch

Jon Gosselin Really, Truly Ready to Make Peace With Kate

Jon Gosselin’s seen the light? Eh, probably just the legal bill. The unemployed octodad announced via Twitter today that he has canned his attorney and will attempt to win his latest…

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Jon Gosselin Really, Truly Ready to Make Peace With Kate

Lindsay Lohan Tweets Accusations of Samantha Ronson Spitting in Her Face, Doing Miley’s Ex

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are at it again. Well, one of them is. The insane, credit card debt-addled loon. We’d call this a Twitter feud, but a feud would imply two people are involved. It may just be the social networking ramblings of a drunken fallen starlet . Lindsay Tweeted a claim that her ex spit in her face at a friend’s party, then left with Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend, who Katy Perry was also “tryin’a bang.” Seriously, she said this . SamRo and LiLo: Twitter trash talkin’ today! [Photos: Fame] The nut’s exact wording was: “Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex.” That’s got to mean Justin Gaston , right? If so, that’s random … and funny. Regardless, we doubt anything actually happened. First off, Sam doesn’t like dudes. Second, she pretty much denied it. Third, Linds is bat$h!t crazy. Samantha’s reply later: “Guess what didn’t happen tonight…” There you have it. Get help, Linds, before you keel over .

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Lindsay Lohan Tweets Accusations of Samantha Ronson Spitting in Her Face, Doing Miley’s Ex

Kylie Minogue Teases Us With New Music

Kylie Minogue has announced details of her new single and upcoming album on her website. The pop princess posted a video on her official website with a clip of her new single “All The Lovers,” which she announced will be released on June 28. She added that her 11th studio album, Aphrodite , will be out on July 5 – just a week after her new single is released. Then Minogue took to her Twitter page to tell the worl all the good news. “I am so happy to share this little *snippet* of the first single with you all. kylie.com.” The announcement was scheduled for 12pm UK time but the star’s website crashed for several minutes because of a surge of demand.

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Sophie Turner’s Boobs Still Doing Nothing

I still don’t have anything special to say about Australian nobody Sophie Turner , but over the last few months or so her boobs and I have started a somewhat sordid affair. So far it’s it’s been fairly one sided, but I’m hoping that maybe if I keep putting up pictures of her doing nothing things will change. I’m sure she knows that I’m on the Twitter and if she wants to, I don’t know, send me a note attached to some filthy filthy pictures of herself things might progress a little more quickly. The ball is in her court.

Kardashians Place Mason Dash at Front and Center of Self-Serving Twitter War

Look, Kardashian family: we understand you’ll do and say anything for attention. We comprehend the concept of a publicist and of concocting your own feuds and rumors in order to remain relevant. But can you please leave innocent children out of your self-serving games?!? Yesterday, over the course of several painful hours, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick engaged in a pointless, fake public feud that centered around Kourtney and Scott’s son, Mason Dash. It started when Kim posted the following photo of her nephew and Tweeted: Please nobody tell Kourtney I just twittered a pic of Mase, she just might kill me! I just couldn’t resist! On cue, Disick called his quasi sister-in-law out, writing about his baby mama: “She’s not going to be pleased.” From there, Kourtney chimed in, clearly being nothing but pleased: “Everyone told on u kim for showing a pic of Mason! At least u r an incredible auntie,” she wrote. Yes, how dare everyone tell on Kim… for posting a photo that went out to her giant base of Twitter followers, including Scott and Kourtney?!? Let’s hope that Mason skips right past crawling and walking and just learns how to sprint. The kid has to make a run for it before it’s too late.

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Pink Is Not Pregnant

thehothits Alecia Beth Moore whom we all know as Pink has been rumored to be pregnant but was denied by her representative with a clear message: “Pink is not expecting.” Earlier this month, rumor has it that Pink and freestyle motocross-offroad racer husband Carey Hart might be expecting their little angel after Pink was photographed having a slight baby bump. Pink has taken this rumor with humor. She tweeted in Twitter “Off to the gym. Lord knows when this 600-lb baby comes out that I’ve been growing for 8 years, i better be strong and physically prepared!!!” Pink Is Not Pregnant is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading →

Candace Rae for Ralph Magazine of the Day

Candace is my Twitter friend. She used to work for a company that really ripped me off for a lot of money called Savvy.com….now she works for herself getting naked in Playboy and pretty much anywhere she can. Here she is half naked in Ralph magazine, now I rarely post glamour shots from shitty magazines, especially when they are Australian bullshit, but I figure she works hard at getting opportunities to get naked and any girl who puts that much effort in getting to show off her body deserves to get noticed….especially when they are redheads, but the good kind of redhead that Archie used to freak out over, you know the kind that doesn’t give little kids nightmares or have red pussies that contrast against their pale skin hard enough to make me gag…and a hot redhead I want to fuck is always a rare find…. So here is Candace to start up my lazy tuesday…Here is her Trendmill Profile

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Candace Rae for Ralph Magazine of the Day

Link Party: Kim Kardashian Defends Controversial Cat Photo

• Kim K tweeted this pic from a photo shoot in Australia. It falls under the theory that boobs + kitten = awesome photo (or something like that)? Of course, fellow twitterers and PETA did…

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Link Party: Kim Kardashian Defends Controversial Cat Photo