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Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him… She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head… STDs can complicate your pregnancy and may have serious effects on both you and your developing baby. Some of these problems may be seen at birth; others may not be discovered until months or years later. You learn FACTS here at DrunkenStepfather.com – REAL FACTS! Here is the movie trailer Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him… She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head… STDs can complicate your pregnancy and may have serious effects on both you and your developing baby. Some of these problems may be seen at birth; others may not be discovered until months or years later. You learn FACTS here at DrunkenStepfather.com – REAL FACTS! Here is the movie trailer Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid Totally SLAMS Slut-Shaming Twitter Troll!

All this female ferocity. I love it. Gigi Hadid is the latest fierce lady who just proved that she ain’t taken no crap from haters. Recently, one particularly embittered non-fan sniveled to her on Twitter about her apparently inferior runway walk before blasting her for having too many boyfriends. “Practise how to walk properly instead of having a new bf every 2 weeks,” wrote the troll, who has since deleted the tweet. Now, celebs get criticized every day on social media, and most of the time they just ignore it. But every now and then they just gotta put someone in their damn place. And that’s exactly what the model did. “I’ve dated 3 guys in 3 yrs, hun. My walk can always get better; I hope the unrelated bitterness in ur heart can too,” she clapped back. Oh, SNAP. Good on ya, Geege. But here’s the thing. Gigi shouldn’t even have to justify herself. If she wanted to date a different dude every two weeks, that’s no one’s business but her own.  Justin Bieber and Nick Jonas have been linked romantically to a gazillion different women in the last few months, but do they get flak for it? Nah. And why is it different just because they’ve got penises? It really shouldn’t be, but I guess it’s got something to do with that bitterness. As far as Miss Gigi’s love life goes, she’s been loving on Zayn Malik  for a few months now and the two seem to be pretty damn smitten. Before that, she dated Joe Jonas , who looks so much like Zayn we here at THG are wondering if she even realizes they are two different people. And as for the third man of which Gigi speaks, it’s singer Cody Simpson, who is blond and definitely a separate human than Zayn/Joe. So go ahead and blast those trolls, girl. We got your back. View Slideshow: Gigi Hadid: 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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Amanda Bynes’ License Suspended!

Greater L.A. residents can now sit in traffic drive with reduced fear. Amanda Bynes’ license has been suspended by the California DMV, according to the L.A. Times, following the misdemeanor hit-and-run charges filed against her this week. DMV officials won’t specify the exact reason or when Amanda’s suspension occurred. Regardless, insurance companies and pedestrians everywhere can exhale. Bynes was charged in two hit-and-run accidents – occurring April 10 and August 4 – when the troubled star allegedly crashed into another car and peaced out. In the case of the former, Bynes was charged with DUI . She’s been involved at least two other unrelated traffic incidents in the past six months as well. Maybe now the 26-year-old will rely on friends, cabs or car services … a novel idea she and Lindsay Lohan should have considered years and years ago. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Bar Waitress Has a Late-Night Accident

Like, a pretty impressive accident. Unrelated: The driving techno music was kind of an odd choice for this video.

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Who Wore It Best: The Hairless Look

Who looks better with no hair: monkey or bear? Feel free to be as catty as you want! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

A Very Whimsical Penis, Indeed

Check out this WTF clip from a Belgian TV show called Neveneffecten. That penis sure is tickled pink! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment