Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar… Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse… But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness. This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video… I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything…. The post Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Love Magazine is running this right through Decemeber, with 31 videos, so we’ve got 9 more to go. Thanks to trolling Instagram and following 7500 people like a loser who doesn’t care about his instagram ratio – since none of the people I follow follow me back…hell you don’t even follow me…you cocksuckers….and I get it, I’m not good a social media, I don’t hire “social media managers”…I just fucking randomly upload bullshit pretending to do my part to stay competitive and relevant in this shitty dialed in – online world… Well….thanks to trolling instagram I’ve seen a few upcoming video behind the scene pics…and the biggest breasted of the bunch is Plus Sized model, big titty, Kate Upton….what day will they have her? Probably not Christmas…because everyone knows she’ll be eating all the goddamn food….too busy to post to her social media…which is the whole point of Love magazine recruiting all this heavily followed social media stars to be in their videos… I assume Fat Ashley Graham will be in it also, because she’s everywhere, so dynamic and mobile for an obese women, but Kate Upton, is the plus sized SI model I am more Nostalgic about, because despite being fat…she was never marketed as fat – and thus…LESS annoying.. The post Kate Upton’s Big Tits Did a Love Magazine Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine… So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool… Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds… Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit… But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday was Wednesday or as most of us love to call it – “Hump Day”. But I would like to argue that Wednesday’s are no longer hump day. No, hump day will now be any day Kate Upton does this exercise. … read more
As much as I want to know where Kate Upton is going in this outfit, I think you can go wherever you want in a see-through dress with a body like hers. It would be kind of a shame if she was just going to get snacks or something, though. … read more
Big Titty Kate Upton left the all you can eat buffet…or the all expense paid room service menu at her hotel room long enough to get into a tight red dress where she got to show off the one thing that matters about her…them tits…tits that made her famous but more importantly, tits that remind us that tits are still relevant in this feminist run anti-patriarchy quick to call out misogynist word….tits still get jobs, still make girls famous…because we all know it’s not her face or belly that made her already rich, flat ass, millions… So let’s celebrate the patriarchy, with misogyny on a Friday…validating Kate Upton’s opinion that her best feature is her tits…because her tits are her only feature…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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