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Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorite actresses…and not because of her acting…acting is a joke…I just mean out of all the actresses out there…she’s one I want to fuck or at least have her ride my face the most… Amanda Seyfried wants you to stare at her skinny little ass…she’s even gone so far as to post a picture of her skinny little ass on her social media…I guess her team have figured that she should start giving a little of her personality to her fans…because she’s never really been that public of a figure, she has been shot by the paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want to see her shot, but instead in shitty looking pictures, always looking unwashed and lazy and disgusting….but she had nothing to prove, she had her legacy as being Lohan’s backup dancer coming to the front of the stage…when Lohan was taken out by life, drugs, and everything else… The worst thing about Amanda Seyfried is Justin Long… The best thing about her is that she gets naked in movies that aren’t the usual Disney grade garbage she gets cast in…and I like her tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s TIts in a Crop Top of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess chubby Kate Upton has been working out, because she’s far less offensively fat as she’s been the last few years, maybe she took some of that ridiculous money she’s made being overrated because of her tits, to hire a fucking trainer at 100 dollars an hour…or maybe she just hired a stylist who knows how to dress her..or maybe she took the cyberbullying to heart and got some lipposuction because cyberbullying works…and when the world calls you fat and overrated…eventually the clueless producers and casting agents get wind of it and figure at your level of talent….they can find other tits to fill the bra that is your purpose in the movie.. I am not a fan of her big old back, I never really found her hot…not at busty 18…not now..but people fucking love her…so check out this waist to hip ratio…far less boxy as it once was… Remember when looking at her tits in her nudes that got hacked from her boyfriend’s phone got some poor fucker arrested and sent to jail….they’re definitely not that good, but if you look close enough, they have hard nipples in this pic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s TIts in a Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to. She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last. Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing…. So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills… Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying… TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE The post Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”… I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out… I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna… The post Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat” Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media… There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly. She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture… And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like… In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits… Here are the pics… The post Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit.. This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word… Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL…. The post Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done… But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited… Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits… But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is KATE UPTON and she’s a movie star now…I know what you’re thinking….that she’s most likely a pie eating Walmart cashier making money for her black mold infested trailer park…but you’re wrong, she’s a huge (literally), relevant (barely) star….who everyone loves, despite being overweight, when everyone knows fat girls shouldn’t matter…or exist in entertainment…we have enough of those in real life…but I guess we need one to represent the Walmart cashier to make her relatable in the industry…to make it more relatable to the common man because not everyone needs to be unattainable hot…we need that one fat chick to make it seem real.. Here she is pretending to workout – it’s so funny… Here’s her tits in GIF TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton posted this picture of her of her ass in a see through dress… That means that Kate Upton thinks her ass looks on point as fuck in this picture… Otherwise she wouldn’t “self” edit her pics to reflect her personal brand by posting it on social media… Which is probably the only good thing about social media…it’s like we get a core of these idiots, or what they feel represents them best, at the time of posting, because there is a process of uploading, writing a caption, and posting it that give her all the ability and options to re-think the posting of her ass on instagram….there can’t be much more red tape warning. So the fatty with the broad back, who represents big tits having the ability to win the hearts of men at a genetic, biologial level….with those big tits…despite being fat…wants you to see this…so see it…but I prefer the nudes she wanted her boyfriend to see…those things were sloppy…I mean her whole body was sloppy…but it was more intriguing than just this… The post Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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