Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s… I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton posted this picture on her instagram that isn’t really hot, especially because she made reference to farting as the caption and when you’re as big as Kate Upton, and I don’t mean in terms of being a relevant model and actress, but in terms of being big in size thanks to feeding her tits too much food, farting is the last thing I want to think of, because I know…it’s something she does a lot of…right before she takes a massive shit…and as much as I know girls shit…I am old school and pretend they don’t… So here are some massive tits challenging me…and winning because I’d like big tits even if they were covered in the shit her overeating produced in the bed she was too lazy to get out of… The post Kate Upton Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So I’ve been swiping right on Tinder ever since I found out my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff was using the app to try to find normal guys to date, but I still haven’t found her. Which means I guess it’s time to get back to doing this the old-fashioned way: proposing to her via Twitter and hoping she takes me up on it. Wish me luck! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I know that whenever you see a new busty blonde model, people are always calling them the “next Kate Upton .” But as you can probably tell from this awesome Guess shoot of Kate’s, there’s just no substitute for the real thing. That said, if you ever find one, let me know ASAP. I know it’s pretty unlikely, but I figure the odds are still better than me ever convincing the real Kate to take me motorboating.
I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo. The post Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This video just went viral and for good reason! It is probably the greatest slow mo video of all-time . I think Kate Upton has met her match! Continue reading →
There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
