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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For The 4th Of July

Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA. » view all 17 photos              

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Kate Upton For The 4th Of July

Happy 4th of July. I’m pretty sure most of you will be offline and drinking some Bud, so make sure to stay safe and if you get any good bikini pics of hotties, make sure to send them over to me. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos          

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Kate Upton Does Naughty Britney

According to my sources, there’s an entire show on TV right now dedicated to celebrities lip-syncing. And I was all set to write some TV producer a congratulatory email about how they’ve finally managed to find something even lamer than Carpool Karaoke . But then I saw Kate Upton “perform” Britney and uh, yeah, nevermind. If you ask me, they should turn this into it’s own 24-hour channel. Encore!

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Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard… Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted…. So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line… Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you… I find the whole thing pretty boring…really.. The post Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day

Emma Watson is in Vanity Fair. Her fans are weird. They will jerk off to Vanity Fair like it was Playboy they found in their dad’s bedroom when they were 12, because they’ve been wanting to fuck her since she was 12…not really that wholesome – but being into Wizards and fantasy does weird things to nerds – especially – sexually… I don’t understand the hype, but I’m not a Harry Potter weirdo who spent a decade waiting for her to ripen…they are a special breed of human… The post Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day

Apparently this is video of someone named Erin Foster poking Kate Upton’s big sloppy tit – and people are pretty excited about it……because Kate Upton, rich kid, has been milking her tits forever, like the cow that she is, and she’s not about to stop now…they are her only real asset, the only thing going for her, I mean other than her trust fund she’s got from her rich family who invented the fucking washing machine, probably thinking “when we’re long dead, I hope our patent allows our HEIRS to use their tits for fame”….FINGERS CROSSED.. Her tits are sloppy and for someone who likes sloppy things because they are disgusting they are great…even though I find her pretty fucking disgusting. The post Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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– Guess whose hot body this belongs to? – Samantha Busch is one hot piece – Drew Barrymore is getting old – Romee Strijd in a sexy sheer bras – Scarlett Johansson looks like a boy – Victoria Justice is gorgeous!! – The Belle Knox bio pic will getyou up – Kate Upton works it – Now that’s a crazy booty

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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading