Women’s tennis hasn’t had a #1 ranked hottie in years, probably ever since Anna Kournikova retired. But after checking out Kate Upton playing tennis in high heels for her LOVE Advent video, I’m convinced she’s got what it takes to become the sport’s next star. Now, I don’t know if she’s actually any good at tennis, but she sure looks great playing it, and if Anna taught us anything, that’s all that really counts. » view all 23 photos
Baseball wife Kate Upton was at some event with her big tits out – because those big tits are the only reason she’s a baseball wife.. I mean if you really wanted to dig into why she’s a baseball wife…you’d have to start with her grandfather or great grandfather who started Whirlpool appliances….you know WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…back in the 1920s when washing machines first started entering EVERY SINGLE HOUSEHOLD… Then a few generations of rich kids later, they produced this big titty creature, who at 17 was just tits, so they figured throw her into modeling, Sports Illustrated swim, give the family a second shot at mainstream success.. Then she got fat, but SI kept using her, because their Analytics said she sold magazines….put her on the cover, men like big sloppy tits….and eventually..because marketined as this “hot” chick..who I don’t think is hot…but perfect for her Baseball Husband… My favorite memory of her is when the baseball husband’s phone was hacked and nudes of him, her, and all kinds of other groupies were leaked…Brilliant…but she stuck through and now gets to look like a 40 year old being racy thanks to her pilates addiction for the company Christmas party…this looks like… The post Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been at least a month or two since I’ve done a new post on Kate Upton , and I guess she was starting to get a little jealous and wanted to get my attention or something, because she just posted this awesome GIF of her awesome funbags. She must’ve accidentally sent it to all her followers instead of just to me, but that’s OK. I don’t mind sharing.
Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge… What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans… But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ… That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then. The post Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge… What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans… But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ… That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then. The post Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is still shooting for Sports Illustrated, I guess it’s been a slow year for Kate Upton and she wants the press, or maybe SI thinks of her as clickbait that helped carry them into the new media generation with her clickbait content that people viewed, only to not feature her last year and feel the burn of not having her, or at least that’s what they attributed to the failure of the latest issue they put out, where they chose plus sized model clickbait Ashley Graham and not plus sized model they pretend isn’t plus sized Kate Upton and they can’t have that happen again….but I guess they don’t realize that every shameless girl with an iPhone is taking pics as good as their catalog…even girls as high profile as their bullshit acts….and there’s no need for the middleman, the middleman is instagram.. That said, Kate Upton is massive, even after a year or two of fitness, dealing with being fat, her body is so fucking freaky looking, the tits still sloppy though and I guess that’s what we care about in her attempt to curve genetics wanting her to be 1000 pound pussy….well…she’s just a pig in a bikini…and these are the pics.. Her TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE PIG ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Good news, my fellow perverts: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get up close and personal with Kate Upton ‘s gigantic funbags, you’re in luck! After years of pressing my nose up against my computer screen, some genius finally thought to press Kate’s cleavage up against the camera. Brilliant! Plus, it’s way easier on my neck.
I’m not entirely sure where this amazing GIF of Kate Upton attempting to cover her massive funbags with a towel is from, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. Also, right now I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Kate was able to find a towel big enough to cover those puppies. It must be an XXL or something. It’s just a shame it wasn’t a hand towel instead. Now that would’ve been a real story.
Remember how yesterday, I showed you guys Kate Upton ‘s new Shape Magazine cover ? Well, today, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you below, including a special behind-the-scenes video of Kate talking about… I have no idea, because I only watched it on mute. But whatever it is, I can tell you this: it all makes for a great workout. You’re going to have the buffest forearms and wrists after this.
