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Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics… So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit…. Video: The post Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil… She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME…. Instead she’s all hot in this magazine… The post Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Leg Show Will Get You Up

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t tend to watch much TV in the morning unless it involves cartoon characters or I passed out on the couch, so I can’t say that I caught Taylor Swift performing on Good Morning America . But after seeing these pictures of the sweet leg show she put on, it kind of makes me wish that I had. I’m pretty sure blogger regulations prevent us from setting an alarm in the morning (same goes for wearing non-elastic waistband pants), but I’d be willing to make an exception for some hot pop star leg action. Because these stems could get me up in a hurry. …I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. Only losers and serial killers get out of bed before noon. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me…. The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation…. No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….