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Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil… She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME…. Instead she’s all hot in this magazine… The post Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AJ Michalka in White Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into… I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it… This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..

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Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too. That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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Hilary Rhoda Hot For Vogue Spain of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…but she’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying chips, cookies, diabetes medication and affordable elastic waistband pants before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….but instead she’s all hot in Vogue Spain…maybe more people should take her amazing lead…..