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Jersey Shore Recap: Playing with Jewish Barbie

For most of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2, fans have been watching Ronnie get pounded on by girlfriend Jen Harley . The two have a very unhealthy relationship. On Thursday night, however, we were left to wonder whether this muscle-bound reality star stepped out on his violent baby mama and pounded another woman. With his penis. In her vagina. Did he really cheat on Harley ?!? The situation to do so presented itself because Angelina brought along her friend Lindsay (aka “Jewish Barbie”) for a night out with the cast in Jersey. While Pauly D and Vinny most certainly seemed interested in this special guest, Jewish Barbie set her sights on Ronnie from the start. That much was clear. She Twerked for him. She joked about who’s bed she’d be sleeping in that night. She got Ronnie’s mojo going, big time. During these interactions, though, Ronnie was also texting/fighting with Harley. They starting having issues when she sent him photos of his ex (possibly Sammi Giancola?) to show him how happy women were without him. Ouch , right?!? Harley also allegedly told Ronnie she was going to find another guy to raise their daughter — all over text message! Ignoring Snooki’s advice to “pass [Jewish Barbie] off” to Pauly or Vinny, Ronnie decided to tell Lindsay that the group had a hot tub at their place. Once they arrived there, the girls and guys mostly separated. Upstairs, the girls played a game of “F-ck, Marry, Kill,” where Lindsay revealed she was interested in banging Ronnie. D’uh. Meanwhile, the men were downstairs busting Ronnie’s chops about the entire ordeal. They were totally joking around, but when they realized Ronnie was actually considering hooking up with Jewish Barbie,” they tried to talk him out of it. “Women in hot tubs are Ronnie’s Kryptonite, okay?” The Situation told the camera. “When Jewish Barbie comes out in her bathing suit, he will be left powerless.” Yup. That’s exactly what transpired. As the episode came to a close and the credits rolled, Ronnie and Lindsay went to his room and he told her she could sleep in his bed. “There goes my life,” he joked before the the episode faded to black. Elsewhere this week… Snooki thought she was pregnant! She got this idea in her head because she actually vomited after many days in a row of drinking. It’s true: Snooki vomited! “Nicole never throws up,” JWOWW said in shock, leading her and her friend to assume Nicole was expecting. So they ran out to get a pregnancy test. “Me and Jionni are trying to have a baby, so maybe I’m pregnant!” Snooki said to the camera. “If it says no, I’m gonna be really upset. I really want a baby.” (Editor’s Note: Maybe you shouldn’t have been drinking SO hard if you were trying. Just saying/judging.) In the end, the test came back negative, and Snooki was bummed. “Why did I throw up like that?” she wondered, apparently forgetting that she had been gulping down vodka seltzers for four days straight. NEED TO CATCH UP ON ALL YOU MISSED? CLICK BELOW TO WATCH JERSEY SHORE ONLINE NOW! Watch Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2 Episode 6 Online

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Jersey Shore Recap: Playing with Jewish Barbie

JWoWW aka Jenni Farley Classes It Up A Little

I’m going from a chick with an absolutely massive booty in Kim Kardashian to another nobody with oversized body parts in The Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley aka JWoWW . Here she is in her classiest New Jersey slut costume at some sort of event at a nightclub for orange people. In New Jersey I believe they consider this their Sunday bests. Acid washed short shorts never went out of style did they?

Karissa Shannon Pretends to Be Sad

Here’s Playboy model and soon to be sextape star Karissa Shannon pretending really really really hard to look so sad and distraught about somebody stealing a tape she made of herself banging some dude. I’m not buying it princess. This is the most publicity she’s gotten since her last business venture…. Posing naked for Playboy . If you don’t want people to see your lady business stop taking your damn clothes off. At least her body looks good. See you in the movies.

JWoWW aka Jenni Farley Busts Out the Big Guns

It’s really a shame that Jennie Farley aka JWoww’s face is so busted, everything else looks just about perfect to me, what a waste. Here she is out on the town actually looking better than she normally does, not so busted, although that could just be because her massive fake boobs are doing exactly what they’re supposed to do. With those things she could have a creepy handlebar mustache and I probably wouldn’t notice.

Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 8 – Sleeping With The Enemy

Watch Jersey Shore S2E8: Sleeping With The Enemy The latest installment of our favorite summer share gang, Jersey Shore which is entitled “Sleeping With The Enemy ” is the

JWoWW’s Massive Leather Clad Honkers

I want to make fun of Jenni Farley aka JWoWW because she’s on The Jersey Shore and because, well that should be enough, but looking at her in this little leather bra/booty shorts/ garter belt combination I’ve kind of forgotten where I was going with this post. As beat up as her face is, those massive boobies of hers almost make up for it. She seems to be at some slutty sex shop clothing store, I bet they have a leather mask around that would really bring the outfit together.

JWoWW’s Big Old Boobies Get Me Going

I hate myself for continuously posting pictures of this JWoWW aka Jenni Farley piece of rottenness, but her big fat boobies are like crack to me, I wake up in a cold sweat on the bathroom floor thinking about those things. Are they soft or nice and firm like an over inflated water balloon? Hopefully one of these days I’ll be invited to some party that she’s at and I’ll get to casually rub my elbow up against one of them while I drink my beer. Everyone’s got to have goals.

JWoWW Busts Out The Big Guns

I thought that as a society we were done with this Jersey Shore garbage, apparently I was mistaken. Here’s Jenni Farley aka JWoWW and her big fat boobies and the MTV Movie Awards last night with that orange troll of a sidekick. I hope all of you know by now that the only reason this rotten chick makes it onto the site is because I like her big orange boobies and has nothing to do with her looks. If I was into broads with busted up faces and bad attitudes I’d move to Philly. Enjoy.

JWoWW’s Plump JBooBS Keep Me Coming

I think I’m beginning to get a little obsessed with The Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley aka JWoWW , well at least with two beautiful parts of her, I can’t stop myself from posting pictures of her walking the streets of Miami in a tight workout outfit. Don’t take this to mean that I think she’s hot, far from it, her busted face looks like it’s been beat with a sack full of assholes, but those beautifully plump skin pillows make everything alright in the world. Enjoy.