Nicki Minaj isn’t enough of an attention seeking fame whore – because she’s not hanging out with Kendall Jenner…but the bootleg Hadid, who is the hotter Hadid, but more importantly, her pussy grab isn’t her fisting herself. You know how Cannes is supposed to be celebrated…France moves… The post Nicki Minaj in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I watch movies over and over all the time…usually bad movies like Dirty Dancing or Cocktail, so you should watch my video of cam girls being cam girls doing cam girl things, like cam girls do…that aren’t always nude, but are always awesome, because young entrepreneurial girls make for a good fucking time…all the time….when they get naked most of the time…. Here’s the stepfather SFW cam girls video of the day of the week, motivate me to make more…. The post Replay: DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face. I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth… Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…
I figure since my life is like one big drawn out song that annoys as much as it inspires as much as it make you cry….I might as well make today’s stepLIST Youtube Fetish List about song…. So today’s fetish people definitely jerk off to cuz Youtube is a pornsite is Girls Making Music with Tit…..Enjoy… Some Titty FLute to Geet You in Holiday Spirit Baby thinks boobs are drums…. This is Called Boob Horn…. These titties dance -> to Ragtime…
This is an old movie I’ve never seen or heard of, probably straight to DVD, but it’s got a girl named Amanda Fuller showing her tit in it, partaking in some kind of orgy like some kind of slut, so I figured I’d post it, even if it came out on DVD back in in May. I’m on top of things like the black dude in this movie is onto her…. You may not remember Amanda Fuller but she was Tina Pinciotti in an episode of That 70s Show…..and more interestinglly….she was Katie in an episode of Walker Texas Ranger…. And this may be her making cinematic history and I’m real fucking happy to be part of it…now watch the clip….in good old fashioned “I watch movies for the nudity” hustle.
I heard that the movie The Tourist totally bombed its opening weekend, now I don’t watch movies and if I do, they are usually pornographic, but I do know how celebrity marketing works and that’s get the main star you paid too much for to show up to a premiere showing off tit like she wasn’t in her mid 40s and a mom of 30, hoping our memories of her as the sexed up, gothic, tatooed up slut that got her where she is today are enough to get us out to the movie, and I think that strategy may be working, cuz I’m definitely sold on these tits.
Did you read about those scientists who just created a synthetic life form in the lab? Don’t these guys watch movies? Maybe they missed Splice , but David Cronenberg’s The Fly should not be overlooked on cable this weekend, for a stomach-acidy dose of what can happen when you toke around with alleles and recombinative genes and shit like that. Plus: Paul Newman, Mel Gibson, Paul Robeson and Isabelle Huppert in a power suit…
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