The key to being an instagram attention seeker with a TV show / Disney credibility is to have a catalog of pictures of yourself to post whenever you feel like you need to post something but are too lazy to shoot something new… You know that catalog of pics you think are hot, and when you are a vain, egotistical and delusional freak show like Bella Thorne who we anxiously await her overdose, makes it hard to select those pics, since you think every single picture ever taken of you is amazing – but you manage This is Bella Thorne managing.. The post Bella Thorne is Revisiting Some Sleazy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maitland Ward is a disgusting, sloppy, old lady….who everyone seems to fucking love – and who I guess is getting cocky in the weirdest way for her fanbase of weirdos who may have requested she sends images like this…of her thick thighs, discolored by being rubbed together, something any fat person can relate to…and would probably want to lock upper thigh discoloration – rub them like it was a hot summer day…. But more interesting…..the sweat stain…..on her asshole…seems hygienic…. The real question is – what the fuck causes this kind of sweat stain and more importantly, as shameless and attention seeking as you can be, why would anyone ever post this…you’d assume if the most shameless person out of ideas would keep that level of voyeurism to her damn self…bu Maybe it’s vagina leakages, she’s menopausal age and the vagina does wild things….and she seems to be some kind of sex worker with no sex tape…or sex working…and this must be someone who is paying her’s fetish… From TV in the 90s..to this… Yet, she’s the biggest star on the site, the one everyone likes, so take it in…even if it’s terrifying….and I’m into some weirdness….just not this weirdness.. And in her defense, maybe she got this sweaty from taking the stairs…she’s just that fit! The post Maitland Ward Ass Sweat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them… Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting…. But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst. The post Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past.. I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money… I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom… This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina… All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…
I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face. I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth… Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…
So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam… What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck… That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….
Photo: Kelly Rossiter What is Thanksgiving dinner without gravy? Just because you are having a vegetarian meal doesn’t mean you have to forgoe what is to me, one of the most important elements of the dinner. Gravy ties all of the flavours on the plate together. Not only that, everyone likes to sop up their gravy with mashed potatoes or
