Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A bunch of models and celebs got naked for Randall Slavin exhibit called “Achromatic” …like Emanuelle Chriqui….. I am pretty sure he’s shot for Victoria’s Secret at some point or another, but I could be wrong, I just know that he was an aspiring LA based actor who was in very important movies like Legends of the Fall and Beethoven’s 2nd as “Party Beer GUy”…before realizing “FUCK I BETTER DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT STILL GETS ME IN THE SCENE”…and that became a successful photography career… He shoots and is surrounded by models and instagram models and celebrities alike, and I guess he’s decided to high concept his name and make it into some kind of charity…by getting these girls naked – to garner attention – and to photoshop them down to garner hatred from the people dying to see Emanuelle Chriqui’s tits the last decade… There were other girls involved in this but the highlight is Emanuelle Chriqui tits…so Look at the Emanuelle Chriqui tits….run through a filter to make it “art”…annoying fucking art… The other girls who don’t matter are: Genevieve Morton – Desperate and Trying… Marissa Papen… Masha Rudenko Sandy Leddin Butt Shot Sierra Swartz Titty Stretch Stephanie Corneliussen Weird Titty Alejandra Guilmant Brandi Qunones….no idea but see her tits Elizabeth Elam and her crotch…. Jarah Mariano – Ass Cheek for the Win… Jessica White is Black Katelyn Pascavis, whoever the fuck that is, can pose…. I don’t give a fuck about who Leila Spilman is , but I want to get to know her mound. Lindsey Wixon and her weird face and rockin’ tits that distract from her weird face… Rat Cow is Fucking Everywhere Because That’s what Rat Faces Bitches with Big Tits and Little to Offer Do The post Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Tits Randall Slavin Exhibition of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Your heart breaks a little for the reality star and budding author. On March 14th, Kristin Cavallari attended the BELLA New York March/April 2016 Ladies Night Out cover launch party at Punto Space in New York City. The event fell on the eve of her book release, Balancing In Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness, and Making it all Work. People Magazine asked how the reality star was doing in the months after her brother’s untimely death; Michael Cavallari’s body was found a few miles from his abandoned car in the Utah desert in December. “I’m okay. I’m going to have good days and bad days, but I’ve really found a lot of strength in my kids, especially Saylor. “I couldn’t just fall apart — I had a little baby to look after,” Cavallari admitted, referring to her infant daughter with husband Jay Cutler. Saylor James was born on November 23rd, just three weeks before authorities found Michael’s body. “When you lose someone, it really makes you realize how precious life is, and so I’m just thankful that I have my babies and I’m thankful for everything in my life.” After her brother’s passing, Cavallari sent out a touching Instagram dedicated to Saylor . “My little angel, Saylor. She has been my light throughout this whole thing and has given me so much strength,” Cavallari wrote. “Thank you baby girl for coming when u did.”
He may be struggling with minorities and establishment voters, but Bernie Sanders has the “Internet-famous women who are mostly known for their giant boobs” vote wrapped up. First Emily Ratajkowski endorsed Sanders and began actively singing the candidate's praises on her Instagram page. Now, Courtney Stodden has taken things a step further with her Weird Al-esque song parody, “Talk Bernie to Me.” Thankfully, Courtney doesn't do too much singing in this one. (Remember when Courtney wanted to be a singer ? It's probably better if you forget that.) What she does instead is rub her cartoonishly ginormous boobs over a facsimile of Senator Sanders. Say what you will about Ms. Stodden, the woman knows how to use her assets to send a message. Earlier this week, Courtney got naked in honor of Kim Kardashian , and now she's using her boobs to let us know she's feeling the Bern. Yes, it's breasts, politics, and social media all in one video. This thing couldn't be anymore American if Courtney were juggling apple pies and rocking an Uncle Sam beard. Come to think of it, we imagine Sanders is actually quite popular amongst strippers. He's all about free state and community college, and anyone who's been to a gentleman's club knows those girls are all paying their way through school.
Rickey Smiley recounts the strange and hilarious experience he had when he went into a very important meeting with some very important people! But during the…
I know we don’t see Nicole Scherzinger around as much as we used to, so it’s been a while, but I don’t remember her face looking this weird last time. Then again, maybe I was just too busy focusing on her other, more talented body parts. And the good news is, I can still do that here thanks to the cleavage she’s rocking. So at least these pictures aren’t a total bust. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
It has been a while since I did a post on Kate Hudson , but if she keeps heading out in public with her MILF cleavage exposed, I think I’d be more than happy to feature her regularly. I don’t remember her boobs being this big, but I’m glad they’re still growing. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Weird Al was way ahead of the game. Before, kids were making stupid videos on Vine, Weird Al was shooting silly videos back in 2010. Continue reading →
Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits …because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber… She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck… TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE
