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C’mon Son: Brooklyn Rat Seen Passed Out Holding An Empty Henny Bottle In His Furry Forepaws 

Source: Nipitpon Singad / EyeEm / Getty Only in New York will you see a rat laid out in broad daylight as if he got too lit the night before. Twitter user Chris Williamson ( @CWilliamson44 ) blessed social media with an epic photo of a huge rat “passed out” on the sidewalk in Bedstuy, Brooklyn while holding an empty bottle of Hennessy in his hands. Just another day in New York City. pic.twitter.com/ilX1IaME5B — Chris Williamson (@CWilliamson44) February 14, 2019 Another Brooklynite took advantage of the moment and got creative by adding a box of Newports to the mix. Ratatouille star Patton Oswalt jokingly posted the pic saying the rat was gearing up to shoot the sequel of the Pixar comedy. First day shooting RATA2OUILLE! There were creative differences with @BradBirdA113 but the new script and directing by Abel Ferrara are fantastic! So excited for you guys to see this! (Photo from IG: newyorknico) pic.twitter.com/sZsBXBVQkg — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 13, 2019 It’s been a wild couple of years for rodents . Whew.

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How You Do That? Limbo Queen Limbos Under SUV While Holding Cups Of Water… [Video]

How in the hell is Shemika Charles going underneath cars while holding trays of water now?

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Jessica Simpson Heads To Fat Camp

I’m glad that all my stupid childish remarks about Jessica Simpson’s weight may finally be beginning to have some effect on her. Here she is leaving the gym after what I can only assume to be one of those grueling fat person workouts I see on The Biggest Loser involving punching the air while holding a water bottle or doing push ups on a wall from a standing position. That crap is exhausting for fatties. I’m just kidding princess, keep reaching for that rainbow.

NSFW: Watch Nic Cage’s Cigar-Chomping, Mid-Coitus Drive Angry Gunfight

Because Nicolas Cage’s Drive Angry 3-D didn’t sound quite insane enough already, here’s a sneak peek at the scene everyone will be talking about. And by everyone, I mean folks who watch anything the kookiest Coppola touches hoping to glimpse another batsh*t performance. Behold, Nic Cage shooting bad guys with one hand while holding a bottle of booze in one hand, a cigar in his teeth, and a naked ladyfriend on his… well, just watch.

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NSFW: Watch Nic Cage’s Cigar-Chomping, Mid-Coitus Drive Angry Gunfight

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Pete Wentz — Ice, Ice Coffee, Baby

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Kids Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz really knows how to balance fatherhood … and a tray of iced coffee drinks.The 30-year-old Mr. Ashlee Simpson managed to stay poised while holding adorable son Bronx at a Starbucks in L.A.

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