Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad. Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting.. Here’s one of them pantsless… The post Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’re pretty sure this ain’t the kinda secret Victoria was keeping. According to NYPost reports : A woman, who was caught shoplifting with an accomplice at a Herald Square Victoria’s Secret Thursday, was carrying a fetus in a shopping bag, police sources said. The unidentified women were lurking around the lingerie store on West 34th Street and Broadway around 1:30 p.m., when a security guard spotted them snatching undergarments off the racks, sources said. The guard stopped the women and called police to the store. It wasn’t until the cops were cuffing the thieves that they made the grisly discovery – one of the women was walking around with a fetus in a shopping bag. That woman told police that she had a miscarriage, a source said. It was unclear how old the stillborn was. The woman carrying the remains of the baby was taken to Bellevue Hospital while the other woman was taken to the precinct for questioning, sources said. Charges against the women are pending. This is just nasty. We understand grieving a miscarriage but some folks just take ish too far. And why did ganking undergarments become a priority over seeking some health care or counseling? Continue reading →
Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die… I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount…. But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s. If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…
Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die… I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount…. But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s. If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…
This doesn’t sound good. A video has emerged claiming that associates of Meek Mill were robbed in Atlanta over the BET HipHop Awards Weekend. According to AJC reports : No injuries were reported Monday in the predawn armed robbery of several customers at a Buckhead Waffle House. The robbery happened just after 6:30 a.m. at the 24-hour diner on Piedmont Road north of Pharr Road. Atlanta police spokeswoman Kim Jones said three men from Philadelphia were robbed of nearly $40,000 in jewelry and iPhones. She said the victims, who had previously been at the Room Service Lounge, arrived at the Waffle House and sat in a booth at the back of the restaurant by the restrooms. About five minutes later, the two suspects entered and sat down at the counter. A few minutes after that, the suspects got up and went to the booth where the victims were sitting. One sat down while the other stood at the end of the table, Jones said. She said the suspect sitting down “produced a black semi-automatic handgun,” pressed it into the ribs of one of the victims, and said, “don’t move or say anything. I’ll shoot you right here,” and “give me your watch and gold chain.” Jones said the suspects took a $6,000 gold chain and medallion and a diamond-covered Rolex watch valued at $20,000 from Vincent Lamar “Cash Out” Robinson, a Rolex Submariner watch valued at $12,000 and a $500 iPhone from Raheem Jefferson and an iPhone 5 valued at $500 from Derrick Johnson. The suspects then left the restaurant and fled on foot. Police have not released a detailed description of the robbers. The original report caused rumors about Atlanta rapper “Cash Out” which he denied on Twitter. Louie V Gutta also made a veiled denial on Twitter:
I met Justin for the second time on July 3rd, 2013. It was the best day of my life, obviously. The first time I met Justin was almost 3 years ago on July 5th, 2010. The first time I met Justin was just luck to be honest and so was the second time. The first time I met him was thanks to BieberFever. I also met Kenny, Dan, Scooter, and Ryan Good. The second time I met Justin was thanks to my mom who bought me meet & greets. At first I didn’t have meet & greets. During pre-sale they sold out immediately and I thought I’d never meet Justin again. But I was wrong. On the day of public sale, I found meet & greets and got them. Fro the first time I met Justin to the second time, so much had changed. Before he was shorter than me, and now we were about the same height, him being a little taller. He was so sweet and he held me tightly, I held him tightly too. I got to tell him I loved him before security kicked me out. When they took the picture I honestly didn’t know how it would turn out because I remember I was talking to Justin so much, I didn’t even remember if I smiled. Luckily I did and Justin smiled with me too! We all know Justin doesn’t smile often in meet & greets, so I’m really grateful I made him smile. Also, my mom had a great day because Justin held onto her tightly and said, “Thanks for coming ma’am,” so if you heard about that, yep that was my mom. I also met Dan and Kenny four times in just that day. This Bieber Experience was the BEST. -Neha (@CakeLikeBieber) Read more: I met Justin for the second time on July 3rd, 2013. It was the…
On July 6 th 2013, I woke up at 5:50 a.m. because my nerves were at an all-time high. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, and I couldn’t interact with anyone without thinking if or if not I would get that email from BieberFever for July 7 th in Des Moines, Iowa. I had to do something to get my mind off of it, so that morning I went to the zoo. On the way back all I remember thinking is, “I’m fooling myself to think I’ll ever meet Justin.” The minute I waked in the door back home, I saw I had a Twitter notification, and an email, so I figured my email had to do with Twitter, but I opened it anyway. THERE IT WAS. My heart stopped. My whole world changed at 11:32 a.m. with one email entitled: “RE: BieberFever Best Collection .” Tomorrow I was meeting the boy I had dedicated my teenage years too. I was meeting my everything. The rest of the day went by with hundreds of Twitter congrats, family phone calls, and friend text messages, all shocked, all jealous, and all proud I had actually managed to make my own dream come true. Finally Sunday came, and I woke up with the biggest smile on my face remembering today was the day I waited 4+ years for. We drove to Iowa from Minnesota , and got to our hotel around 11:45. My best friend and I got ready, curled our hair, did our makeup, and helped each other put together the perfect outfit to meet Justin in, one we thought he’d like. We went to the arena around 2:30 and waited in the main concourse until 4 with some of our other friends we ended up meeting Justin with. We then received our wristbands, and as soon as I put the wristband on I immediately knew how incredibly lucky I was to be in that position. I immediately knew today would always be the best day of my entire life, not even my wedding day would top this. A couple hours later we got word to line up against a wall in single file, because we’d be going downstairs in 15 minutes. Let me tell you those were the most nerve wracking minutes of my entire life. What if Justin didn’t like me? What was I going to say? Worst off, what if he thought I was ugly? All of those thoughts came to head when we finally got off the 3 flights of stairs into the actual basement. I remember seeing the curtain open and seeing my first glimpse of Justin, I couldn’t help but sequel, he was just SO perfect. We were told to go in groups of 6, since we were not VIP and did not pay to meet him, but thankfully there was an odd number, and we were told we were the ONLY group that was allowed to go in as 4. Finally it was happening, we were next in line, standing behind the black curtain waiting for it to open, my heart was beating out of my chest, I was sweating, but surprisingly all my nerves had went away it was as if that little sight of Justin put me at comfort. Security told us to put all gifts, all electronics, and everything we didn’t want in the picture on a table to retrieve after. All I wanted was to give Justin was the letter I had worked 4 years to give to him, personally. I hid the letter behind my back and got it in. The curtain opened and all I remember is staring at Justin, he was so perfect, so beautiful, and he WAS REAL. I couldn’t get over the fact he was actually standing right in front of me. While the other group of 6 was finishing up we quickly said hi to Fredo (who stuck he’s tongue out) and waved at us. When it was our turn, all 4 of us were talking at the same time, I think he got a little overwhelmed and wanted to respond to every one of us, but he couldn’t hear. Security yelled at us to take a picture, and the girl standing next to me goes “Justin, can we take a silly picture?” Justin was sick ALL day, and was dead serious in every other picture, but as soon as we asked him for a silly picture, he smiled for the first time during the M&G got all excited and responded in a hyper type voice, “YEAH! LET’S DO IT LADIES!!” Justin put his arms around me, and can I say he has the softest skin I’ve ever felt. Everything was too fast to process, so I starting smiling, while everyone else was being silly. Now that I see the picture, I’m so glad I smiled because you can tell how genuinely happy I was in that smile. After the picture was taken, I heard myself say, “Justin, can you promise me you will read this letter I wrote?” He grabbed it, and I thought he was just going to say “Yes” or something along the lines of that, but no, he grabbed it, held it tight, looked me straight in the eyes even with his sunglasses on, and responds, “Of course sweetheart, I promise you.” As if in those mere seconds, he knew exactly how hard I worked to get that letter to him. We then left the room, as the 2 nd to last to meet Justin, so instead of handing the letter off to Kenny or someone, Justin held the letter in his hand for the last M&G photo. By the way he said those words to me, I’m almost certain he kept that promise. I’m the type of girl who has NO money, NO connections, and does NOT have a million followers, but I promise you if you NEVER give up, it will happen. Dreams come true every day, who knows, next time it could be yours? Never say never. With love, -Lexi (@BieberPriority) See more here: On July 6th 2013, I woke up at 5:50 a.m. because my nerves were…
Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across…. This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect… The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life… via VIDHUNTR
